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AZA'S-COLUMBUS JEWISH COMMUNITY WELCOMES YOUI!
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A WEEKLY NEWSPAPER FOR THE JEWISH HOME
VOJ.UMrC XVll-NoT
COLUi\IBU.S, OJllO, l'l'lilUJ,\RY 23, 1934.
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ByJheWay By David Schwartz
Drink and the Talmud
While .sampling smiic of the products (hat ruiJL'nl of the Cnnslitntioti lias re¬ cently bnKiglit, it was brought out by ah erudite T;ihinidic scholar who was in the party thai the la.st tvords about the vary¬ ing effects of drink had been .said in the Talmud long ago. _ There is a t-lory in the Talmud npropos
ftf this, lie
pointed out, coinicctcd with
Noah, who of course, typifies Ibo tlrulik- ard of Uiblical days.
When Noah took his first drink, says this story, he oilorcd to God a' sacrilicc bf Iamb.
Meaning to nay that the fir.st effect of drink is a .sort of relaxing, quieting ef- fcct~iii other word.s lamb-like.
When Noah took his second drink, he brought a sacrifice of a lion.
Mcaiiijig to say that after the second drink, one feels, cpcky, able to lick a whole regiment—like a lipn.
When Noah took his third drink- he brought a sacrifice of a monkey. .
Meaning'to say—that the effect of the tliird drink is to make you very very . playful—monkcylikc, don't you know.
When Noah took the fourth drink, he brought a sacrifice of a pig,
That'i.s to say,'that tlie effect of the fourth is to make a pig out of you.
It seems to me there is some swell psychology in this story from the Talmud.
We End Without Pockets
M. Rudcnsky of the Jewish National Fund lias just returned froni a tour of the east coast. In one of the towns, he had an interesting little encounter.
In tin's particular town, there lives ^..^ Jew—who not only will not give to.char- ity or Zionism but even boasts about it. ¦ Well, when Rndensky came to this town, lie had this man's nanie on the list. When he was told by fellow tovvnsnien that it was no, use visiting this' liard-heartcd Jew, 'Rudcnsky decided to chance , nevcrthcluss—just to see what sort of a biological specimen this man was like.
So our next scene finds Mr. Rndensky in the store of . this hard-boiled Jew, whom, we shall call Mr. X.
Rudcnsky explained his mission—that he was representing the Jewish National Fund which was' planning, to establish Gernian Jewish refugees in Palestine etc., etc.
Mr. X, however, bluntly as usual, said no and added "I never give."
Rudcnsky surveyed the man for while and then looking severely at him, asked him: "What are. you, an orthodox Jew or a Reform Jew.^"
"Orthodox,"'said the man. ; "Well," said Ruden.sky, "I'm glad you arc an orthodox Jew I" . "Why?" asked the man.
"Well," said Rudcnsky, "when you die —and judging' froni your looks, it won't be long now, they will bury you tachrichint,. (shrouds; that have pockets), T was afraid maybe you were a Reform Jew, for in that case, they '^ would bury you in a regular suit and then you'd have a chance to take your money with you. I'm awful glad you are an orthodox'Jew."
Force Is Futile
Rudcnsky by tlie way tells a very good story about an orthodox Jc^y who hap ' pciied to pass a Reform lemjile in Berlin in .the good old days, and being in a prayerful mood decided to go in and have a little pray.
This was a very dignified sort of tem¬ ple, and all the worshipping was done of coiir.ie in a perfectly respectful manner.
The Russian Jew, however, when he prayed, prayed in the good old orthodox fashion. He chanted and sounded his nntes high and loud. The sexton seeing him rushed up and nudging him remon¬ strated;
"Jnde, shtillcr, shtillcr, Mit bazcii vet ilir gariiischt ausfuhreii." (Quieter, quieter—you won't accomplish anything by violence.)
Closed on Saturday
Which reminds mc of the old story they used to tell about the Reform Tem¬ ple ill Berlin a good many moons ago. It was not really a story, but a wise crack. They would ask: "Which is the '¦•froomest (most pious) place in Berlin?"
And then the answer would be: "The Reform Temple, because it is closed on Saturday. (This particular temple held its services on Sunday.)
A Kevolutionary Invention
1 have heard of a good many plans to (Continued on page 2)
Hadassah to Raise $200,000
for Building Hospital
at Jerusalem
Launching of ;i joint campaign by Hadas.sah, Wuinaii's Zionist Organiza¬ tion of America, and llie American Jew¬ ish Phy.<ijcian's Committee lo raise *'JUf>,000 for the building of the Hadas- sail University Hospital at Jerusalem, is now under way, with contributions being solicited.
Work on the hospital will be started as soon as a substantial part of the money is raised in order that adequate facilities can be offered the many em iucnt Jewisii refugee physicians from CJcrmany wbo are anxious to find placc- meiils in Palestine.
For many years Hadassah and the American Jewish Physician's Committee have been working toward creation of a University medical center to combine health services for the people of Pale; tine with scientific research in proper laboratory facilities and establishment of a faculty of medicine for teaching.
.At this tinic the urgency for the project and the Jewish emergency re- (juircmcnts make the endeavor impera tive.
Jewish medical scientists of Univer¬ sity rank who have .been driven from their posts by the anti-seniitic upheaval in Germany arc available to become the faculty of medicine and to liea!d the de¬ partments for a model hospital institu¬ tion.
The large number of physicians in Palestine calls for a plan for post grad¬ uate training rather than an under grad- .uafc school. The time for putting into effect an institute that shall rank high and build up a creditable University di partnient of medicine is propitious. That gives the university the opportunity for proper academic requirements and gives Hadassah and the American Jewish Physician's Committee the chance- to crown its health structure by creation of a model institution for healing, teaching and research. ¦ ''
'Creation bf a radiology ceiiter, the only one of its kind- in the near east, headed by an cniinent Jewish scientist, a refugee from Germany, has,already been established as a forerunner of the build¬ ing of the hospital. Cancer cures- are being studied here which may place Pal¬ estine in the lead in fighting this dread disease. The great privilege must hot be lost by Jewry at this crucial time.
Joe Penner Appears in Per¬ son at Elk's World Fair Starting Monday
Jog Penner, who will appear in per¬ son at the Elk's World Fair for one week beginning Monday, has been ad judged as the most popular comedian and entertainer on the air by radio critics and the general public, according to re¬ sults of a contest announced over the radio on a nation-wide hook-up last week. Joe, who is famous for his duck selling propensities on the air and stage, got his start hunting and selling frogs as a boy: In Detroit he worked lis time¬ keeper in a large auto plant and grad' ually drifted into amateur theatricals.
He does not come to Columbus as a stranger. Penner has appeared on stages on several occasions, his most recent being a few' years ago in local vaudeville engagement. Penner owes his start in radio to Kudy Valle, who had him as a guest artist on his program some months ago. Penner clicked so well that he immedialoly was besieged with con¬ tracts and the regular Sunday evening broadcast is the outgrowth. Penner will arrive in Colunibus Monday morning, leaving New York immediately after his radio broadcast Simday evening. His first appearance is scheduled in Memo¬ rial Hall Monday afternoon, the show beginning at 3:30 p. m.
There will be other popidar and well knowii entertainment at the matinees, including Hatch's Dog and Pony Show; Galvanda, the magician and illusionist, Freddie Rose, the monkey acrobat, Dayna Derc's Dancers and Dimmick's Slunnybrook Band, which will siipijort Penner and other acts, both in the aft¬ ernoon and evening performances.
Evening shows at the Elk's Home, wliiciv began Friday, start'at 7:^0 p. in., and will be augmentetl to the highest pitch when Penner and his retinue go on the stage, duck and all, Monday night.
The Sunnybrook orchestra is the joy oi dancers, while the Dcre Girls arc clicking along with other novelty acts' and features.
The ])lace is full of clowns and fini- (Continucd on page 2)
To Address AZA Banquet Next Monday Evening
Sidney G. Kusworm
Sidney G. Kiisivurm (above), prom¬ inent Dayton attorney and Il'nai Brith, will be principal speaker at the A.Z.A. tournnincnt Ijaiicjiict to be held Monday at (i;;iO,p. in. at the Broad St. Temple.
Although annpuiiced last week that the banquet was to be held at the,Wind¬ ing Hollow Club, scene of the affair lias been clianged to the Temple due to ils greater facilities and more convenient location.
The short Speakers' list includes Mayor Henry W. Worley, Judge Ilenry Bevis of the Ohio Supreme Court, Jack B. Wolstein, president of B'nai Brith, Justin Sillman, and others prominent in local circles: Attorney Edwin Schanfarber will be toastmaster.
Music will be furnished by the Cav¬ alier Trio, a.- University organization which broadcasts regularly ovcr station WOSU.
; A seven-course dinner, will be served under direction of the Ivreeyoh Society, which will donate proceeds to.the Colum¬ bus'Hebrew School. ¦ ¦ . ..,-.,,
A limited number of banquet tickets are yet available, at 75 cents each. They may be obtained from- any member of A. Z. A.
Rabbi Nowak o( Cleveland
to Address B'nai BVith
Tuesday Evening
IVnal irrilb members and their friends vill havo a double treat at their special 11 iiiK I ULsd i\ evening, February SiTth, fit tlic Winding Hollow City CluIi when ^ 111 \i r ill nil Nowak of Cleveland will deliver llie iiiaiii address.' On the same
I -,11111 fni lb It evening :the A. Z, A. \ill stage their finals and oratory com-
lili I uid tuphies will be awarded to tl ¦ uiiniiiig team in the basketball tonr- iiaiiicnt
1 111 Nowik i.s the, spiritual leader ¦'li' lilt Coimnunity Temple of. Cleveland lU-inlits. Ohio, and is considered one of
II )iilstaiuling leaders in conservative Judaism. He has chosen for his subject,
r c ijs(- W ishington."
\- crirdial invitation is extended to Lol(inilius Jewry tn attend this' open iiLctinj, jf /ion Lodge next Tuesday
tniii;. It S o'clock, at the Winding II \\m\ City Club on Parsons avenue.
Abr. Goldberg, Prominent
Zionist/to Speak Here
March llth
Abraham Goldberg, member of the Cioverning Board of the Zionist Orgaiii- z.Uioii of America, will address a mass niceliiig sponsored by the Zionist Dis¬ trict of Colunibus, to be held at the -Agudatli Acliim Congregation Sunday evening, March Hth at 8 o'clock.
Columbus Jewry to Extend Real Welcome
to AZA Tournament Members Who
Meet Here for Three Days
Sium Hatorah Celebration to
Take Place Sunday at
Agudath Achim
A Sium Hatorah will be celebrated under the auspices of the Tahaarath Hamishpocha Society, Sunday, February 2olh, at the Agudath Achim Congrega¬ tion. Commencing at 1:30 p. ra., the people will march from the synagogue to the home of Mr. and Mrs, Cy Tennen¬ baum, 811 Wager street, where the. Sc fer Torah is kept at present. Their mother, Mrs. Rebecca Tennenbaum, who bought the Sefer Torah and paid for it from her meager savings, will then donate it formally to a committee headed by the local Orthodox Rabbis.
A band of music will play traditional hymns in front of the synagogue when the Sefer Torah will be brought into the congregation under a Chupah, and the traditional Hakofos will be made with about fifteen of the old Sefer Torahs. This will be followed by the Sium, when the last letters of the Torah wilt be filled in by the iScribe on behalf of the people who will contribute to the great cause.
In the evening the Tahaarath Hamish¬ pocha society will, hold a dinner in the banquet hall of the congregation. Rabbis Leopold Greenwald, Mordecai Hirsch¬ sprung, and a number of other men, well known in the comnuinity will de¬ liver short talks. William Jonas will act as chairman'of the evening.
The committee in charge of the ar¬ rangements for this celebration inchide: Rabbi Ilirschspriing, Rabbi Greenwald, Rabbi Nathan Zelizer, J. Schottenstein, J. Krakowitz, A. Goldberg, David Schwartz, Joe Schwartz, Sol Ruben, I. -Nutis, S. Byalos, M. Finkelstein, N. I-'inkelstein, Morris Levinson, M. Beim, Geo. Shustick, Jos. Solove, C. H. Fur¬ man, William Cohen, Phillip Berman, IT. Lehrer, G. Goodman, M. Jonas, Harry Becknian, D. Geichman, L. Brodsky.
The entire community is cordially in¬ vited to attend both the ceremonies and the dinner.
Ahraham Goldberg
Mr. Goldberg is au ontslanding leader in. Zionist and other Jewish activities. He has been a menibcr of the World Zionist Actions Committee for twenty years and was the organizer of several Zionist groups. He is vicc-prcsidciit of the American Jewish Congress. . He was one of the first Zionist lead ers to advocate private initiative in the building up of, Palestine and helped to market the first bond issue of Tel Aviv
Mr. Goldberg has been also active in advancing the Jewish Renaissance and to protect Jewish interests here and abroad. He championed the cause of modern Hebrexv education in America,
Mr. Goldberg is regarded as one of^ the most profilic Jewish writers aiid contributes regularly to numerous pub¬ lications. He has just returned from an extended visit to Palestine. His views conccriiing the situation in the Home¬ land are based oii first hand information and his message should prove-an unusu ally interesting one.
On the musical program for thia meeting Sydney Pollack will render a number of violin selections. Further de¬ tails will appear in forthcoming issues of The Chronicle.
INFANTS' HOME OF OHIO
Rabbi Zelizer's Sermon for Friday Evening:, March 2
Rabbi Nathan Zelizer wtU speak at the East Broad St. Temple Friday, Mar. | ¦i, at 8 p. m, on the theme—"Modern Hamans", a Purim Sermon. The public is cordially invited to attend.
The board and kiddies wish to thank the following donors: —a Valentine treat from Mrs. Sam Meisner in niemory of H. J. Harris: Mr. and Mrs. J. M. Nobil and Mr. and Mrs. J. Goldstein, a con¬ tribution in memory of .\be S. Jacobs of Gallipolis, and Mrs. Hattie Hoffmii of Qeveland.
Thanks to the Junior Board of the Infanta Home for making a Valentine' party possihlc for tbe kidjlics.
Do come ahd see onr children. Wc have two wee new babies; one three weeks old and the other six weeks. Sun¬ days from 3 to 5 p. m.
Broad St. Temple Card Parly
Wednesday, March I'ltli, is the date that has heen set for a Card Party and Style Show to be given by the Senior Sisterhood of the East Uroad St. Temple.
The Style Show is sponsored by the Union Clothing Company of this city. Watch The Chronicle for further an¬ nouncements.
\rembcrs of the host Colunibus chap¬ ter prciiarcd today to welcome a caravan of M'pO a. Z. A.'s who will converge on Columbus tonight by train and auto from in cities in four states and Canada. The three-day tournainent which is tlieir goal represents tlic culmination of a ten-week lieriod of preparation for the event by the Columbus chapter of A. Z. A.
Rc,[^istration will Ix'gin at 9 tonight in parlors A, B,.and Cof the Deshlcr-Wal¬ lick Hotel. Delegates as they arrive will be gr(x'lcd by a regiment of-hostesses who will award each visitor with his registration badge and a cheery smile.
Hostesses will be Miss Mary Kahn, Miss Donna Gitlin, Miss Rose Cohen, Miss Florence l-'inUel.stein, Miss Mildred Feinberg, Miss Marian Davidorf^ and Miss Florence Garck,
AIl-Night Smoker
A pre-touruament smoker will attract the early comers, and will continue at the hotel throughout the night. Regis¬ tration will be held until 1 p, in. to¬ morrow.
High spot pf the tournainent will be the all-conven tion dance to be held in the grand ballroom of the Deshlcr- Wallick tomorrow night from f) until 1. Dancing, will be .held to the melodious strains of the 13-piece Original Cotton Pickers, a truly "name" band, featuring the hilarious drumiher "Cuba" Austin, directed by Billy Bowen, with Dave Will- born as vocalist.
A. Z. A. expressly invites the public to attend this gala affair. .Admission will be $I.oO per couple, in contra,st to the :ii2.20 charged when the same Cotton Pickers played not long ago at a well- known Sunbury Road ballroofh.
Judging by tlic advance ticket sale, the dance -will attract a true cross-sec¬ tion of local Jewish folk. In addition to
the A. Z. A. hosts and delegates, you will meet your li'nai, Uritli, college, and other acquaintances there. The dance will be held, not as previously announced in the Hall of MiiT<)rs. but in the grand ballrtWjui. capable of housing 500 cou- i>Ies. Vou may wear formal or informal dress, as ymi like.
Rnnquet Monday
Flscwliere on this page you will find details of tlie tciumamcnt baiupiet to lie held Monday evening at the Bruad St. Temple.
Basketball eliminations will occupy a proniincnt place oii lbe Suiulay ]irogram, and will be held on the Godman Guild Iloors beginning at 2 p. m. Finals will be staged Monday at 2 ]>. ni. at the same place The public is invited to attend these games, played by, .boys many of whom arc stars on their respective col¬ lege and high school teams. Ati admis¬ sion fee of 10 cents will be charged to help defray expenses incurred in hiring the floors for the tournament.
Oratory eliminations will be held Monday at 10 in the Deshler-Wallick ¦Hall of Mirrors, the finals at 2 p. m. Tuesday. Debating eliminations are scheduled fur 2 p. m. Monday in tlie .same hall, with the linal niatch to be run oflr at a special nieeting of B'nai Brith Tuesday at 8 p. m. at the Winding Hollow City Club.
Tournament awards in all activities win be presented at the .B'nai Brith. meeting Tuesday night, which the pub¬ lic is cordially invited to attend.
Judges for the debating and oratory contests will be Rabbi Mordecai Hirscti- spriiig. Rabbi Nathan Zelizer, Morris Lopper, Herman M, Katz, Frank V. Bayer, Sainyel Luchs, Abraham Gertner, and VVillam Papier.
Temple Formal Purim Ball at City Club Sunday, Mar. 4
Elaborate preparations are being made for the formal Pnrim Ball which wil be held at tlie Winding Hollow City Club, Sunday, March -llh, under the aus¬ pices of the Rose E. Lazarus Sisterhood. Mrs. Sam Meisner, chairman of the Ways and Means Committee, and her co- cliairmcn are in charge of tlic arrange¬ ments.
Allan Hale's nine-piece orchestra has been engaged to furnish the iiiusic for dancing. For those guests who do not wi.sh to dance, cards and Majong will be arranged fqr them. Another note of interest is that beautiful door prizes'will be awarded. General admission tickets are $1.00 each, and can noiv be obtained from any member of the committee, or through the Temple Secretary, FAirfax 7838.
Check the date of Sunday, Marcli -Ith, on your calendar, as you will want to join your friends at the formal Purim Ball, Sunday, March -Ith, at the Wind¬ ing Hollow City Club on Parsons avciiUc.
Avukah Dinner-Dance To¬ night at Fort Hayes Hotel
Final arrangements have been made by the committees planning the eighth annual dinncr-dnnee given by the Ohio State University chapter of Avukah, this evening, February 24, at the Fort Hayes Hotel, at e p. m.
Rabbi Harry , Zwelling of Cleveland, founder and first president of this group eight years ago will be guest speaker at the dinner.
The Cavaliar trio composed of Irving Bursky, violinist; David Morganstern, cellist, and Blanchard Pickens, pianist, will offer a program of Oriental a"d Hebrew selections during the dinner. Aaron Levitas will be toastmaster at the dinner, wliich will be followed by a dance.
Hostes.scs at this affair will be Miss Tillic Lopper, 007 Parsons avenue; Miss Lii Cohen, 831 Montrose avenue; Miss Helen Nutis, filiO Carpenter street; Miss Cecelia Schalit, 8"27 Wilson avenue; Miss Bess Marks, 187 Carpenter street; Miss Sylvia Rich, 737 Oakwood avenue; Miss Betty Canowitz, 7-l(i S, Eighteenth street, and Miss Dorothy Handler, 53^1 Car- lienter street.
Picnic Dates Announced
Fzras Noshim has set the date of Sun¬ day, June 21111, for their annual picnic Ladies* l-Vee Loan Society will hold their picnic on July 1st; Ivreeyoh Society pic- will be July 8th; and the Aliavas Sholem picnic on July Sth.
Agudath Achim Re-Elects Him for Another Term
Rabbi M. Hirschspirung
At a generaIrspecial meeting held last Sunday, atteuclcd by several hundred members of the Agudath Achim Congre¬ gation, Rabbi Mordecai Hirschsprung was unanimously re-elected for another term, with an increase in salary.
Since his arrival in Columbus a ycjar and a half ago. Rabbi Hirsclisprung has endeared himself in the hearts of the menibers of his congregation, and has become very popular among all classes, of local Jewry.
Many of the local organizations which Iiave been addressed by Rabbi Hirsch¬ sprung, expressed their deep gratifica¬ tion of the Rabbi's re-election, and take this opportunity in extending through tfie Jcvvish Chronicle their best wishes to the Rabbi and his faiiiily for an enjoy¬ able stay in Columbus.
ATTENTION LADIES!
Have you heard about the plans, of tbe new Ladles' Anxliary of Columbus? If you want to have representation at the District Grand Lodge of the I.jdies' Auxiliary of B'nai B'rith, come to the next meeting of B'nai B'rith, Tuesday, February 27th, and get complete details. A grand surprise awaits you.
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AZA'S-COLUMBUS JEWISH COMMUNITY WELCOMES YOUI! Ssl m t ^ Central Ohio's Only Jeivish NcKt.fpaper Reacliing Hvcry llnmc ®l e ®l io S^tutBlf ChrnntTk Devoted io American and Jcwisli Ideals A WEEKLY NEWSPAPER FOR THE JEWISH HOME VOJ.UMrC XVll-NoT COLUi\IBU.S, OJllO, l'l'lilUJ,\RY 23, 1934. Per Year $3.00; Per Copy loc > ¦>' '¦ w ir ByJheWay By David Schwartz Drink and the Talmud While .sampling smiic of the products (hat ruiJL'nl of the Cnnslitntioti lias re¬ cently bnKiglit, it was brought out by ah erudite T;ihinidic scholar who was in the party thai the la.st tvords about the vary¬ ing effects of drink had been .said in the Talmud long ago. _ There is a t-lory in the Talmud npropos ftf this, lie pointed out, coinicctcd with Noah, who of course, typifies Ibo tlrulik- ard of Uiblical days. When Noah took his first drink, says this story, he oilorcd to God a' sacrilicc bf Iamb. Meaning to nay that the fir.st effect of drink is a .sort of relaxing, quieting ef- fcct~iii other word.s lamb-like. When Noah took his second drink, he brought a sacrifice of a lion. Mcaiiijig to say that after the second drink, one feels, cpcky, able to lick a whole regiment—like a lipn. When Noah took his third drink- he brought a sacrifice of a monkey. . Meaning'to say—that the effect of the tliird drink is to make you very very . playful—monkcylikc, don't you know. When Noah took the fourth drink, he brought a sacrifice of a pig, That'i.s to say,'that tlie effect of the fourth is to make a pig out of you. It seems to me there is some swell psychology in this story from the Talmud. We End Without Pockets M. Rudcnsky of the Jewish National Fund lias just returned froni a tour of the east coast. In one of the towns, he had an interesting little encounter. In tin's particular town, there lives ^..^ Jew—who not only will not give to.char- ity or Zionism but even boasts about it. ¦ Well, when Rndensky came to this town, lie had this man's nanie on the list. When he was told by fellow tovvnsnien that it was no, use visiting this' liard-heartcd Jew, 'Rudcnsky decided to chance , nevcrthcluss—just to see what sort of a biological specimen this man was like. So our next scene finds Mr. Rndensky in the store of . this hard-boiled Jew, whom, we shall call Mr. X. Rudcnsky explained his mission—that he was representing the Jewish National Fund which was' planning, to establish Gernian Jewish refugees in Palestine etc., etc. Mr. X, however, bluntly as usual, said no and added "I never give." Rudcnsky surveyed the man for while and then looking severely at him, asked him: "What are. you, an orthodox Jew or a Reform Jew.^" "Orthodox"'said the man. ; "Well" said Ruden.sky, "I'm glad you arc an orthodox Jew I" . "Why?" asked the man. "Well" said Rudcnsky, "when you die —and judging' froni your looks, it won't be long now, they will bury you tachrichint,. (shrouds; that have pockets), T was afraid maybe you were a Reform Jew, for in that case, they '^ would bury you in a regular suit and then you'd have a chance to take your money with you. I'm awful glad you are an orthodox'Jew." Force Is Futile Rudcnsky by tlie way tells a very good story about an orthodox Jc^y who hap ' pciied to pass a Reform lemjile in Berlin in .the good old days, and being in a prayerful mood decided to go in and have a little pray. This was a very dignified sort of tem¬ ple, and all the worshipping was done of coiir.ie in a perfectly respectful manner. The Russian Jew, however, when he prayed, prayed in the good old orthodox fashion. He chanted and sounded his nntes high and loud. The sexton seeing him rushed up and nudging him remon¬ strated; "Jnde, shtillcr, shtillcr, Mit bazcii vet ilir gariiischt ausfuhreii." (Quieter, quieter—you won't accomplish anything by violence.) Closed on Saturday Which reminds mc of the old story they used to tell about the Reform Tem¬ ple ill Berlin a good many moons ago. It was not really a story, but a wise crack. They would ask: "Which is the '¦•froomest (most pious) place in Berlin?" And then the answer would be: "The Reform Temple, because it is closed on Saturday. (This particular temple held its services on Sunday.) A Kevolutionary Invention 1 have heard of a good many plans to (Continued on page 2) Hadassah to Raise $200,000 for Building Hospital at Jerusalem Launching of ;i joint campaign by Hadas.sah, Wuinaii's Zionist Organiza¬ tion of America, and llie American Jew¬ ish Phy. |
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