Amherst News-Times, 1928-07-12

              ft 4 a, j advertising in the amherst new s-t i m e 8 alway8 qets re8ults vol.. xi, no. 32 out point of fiew canadian soldiers at is particularly fortun- aie being far enough removed from lake to avoid for .. most part those little winged pests known as j'canadlan soldiers." lorain a time buildings exposed wero literally plastered with liugs and it -was almost impossible walk without crushing n dozen or more under foot. t they are so useless th ir hotted apace life short that one wonders what purpose were created. nature, ordinarily wise her administration, seoms have been playing horse when she manufao'ired ficse "varmints." mosquito's fi'es same category. i.dsir.3 ire matter philosophical way, may made we will not be too discontented boreas zero rest january boys start their antics. ice iceless rears ago young man was) stranded on mojave desert, which fringes western boundary california. he was hot, lost hungry, but thing hn wanted than anything world drink water. hours passed. sun beat down hotter each succeed- jug nour ana tne mbled his tongue swollen irom tnirst tnat unable find expression .great physical agony undergoing. finally, half delirious weak could lfnve walked another hundred yards, hi' stumbled onto ' godsends desert rats an oasis. here slacked thirst fell some prospectors who provided him means returning civilization. ij'tne vouns ma afterward bo- vywvwwwwwwwwvwv 5 ,. ime very prominent official sante railroad, never lorgot nearly fatal ex perience cm desert. fortune would branch railroad placed distance, oasis every day -when limited whizzes by largo cake thrown off orders this official,, foots bill himself. wv there no particular moral yam except obvious staying away deserts. c must happened think how awful ly uice li wouia oe u somebody throw our front door during hot spell. phe-ow! last jinx friday, july 13th, year. reason, tho has regarded unlucky day. superstition hung where many forgotten. long hundreds superstitions, all implicitly believed. now, masses generally educated, -'are fewer superstitions persons take any stock left. sure hard luck come way tf . black cat crossed path if ladder. sometimes did really 'or ladder responsible. own mental attitude. expecting dlsaser, met ltt great sign progress 'lessening superstition! 'one strongest these old sh,ffeions .that "pertalns 13th. people would, -take chances make investments y-5jr get married vjrw seemea tnink vf calamity up your mind different ff)m anyother it's atmffwe counts. comes around, people, 'doubt, watch steps pretty closely. consolation sreatly minority! uneducated taken .third degree. attend theater miss ethel thomptson, mrs. elmer oall it. l. party friday evening rialto eiyap roberson-smltn players "abie's irish rose." special v. photographs children six years age, vz.7s. iff rudy moc studio ii' broadway 20th st. hi: rst news-times $1.50 year advance about this? found window am-'herst garage! autos repaired fords fixed missionary "writes chinese myth interesting letter received far-off shanghai week (fhitor's note: office rtev. hal-lock, s'io-.va anglo religion. print showing picture tlio monkey-god referred also encioted. rev. halioclc beon sta'loned th'a territory tlu past z& years, cons.'. ., authority buddhism.) c. p. o. box 1234, shanghai, china june 1, 1928 editor news-times, amherst, ohio. just read articles mls3lng link seekers. reproduced photo ape's foot much like human author said proved ape an. cestry. recently handled snap shot islander tall four inches long. proof! few saw japan stuffed calf hu face strong proof we've sprung cows! think? amused me believers theory "up-to- date," "modern" minds. now" ideas seem plagiarisms. "superlor-mlnded" men say came from' monkey even sense divine. mofikey excepting became only god. god temples worshiped china. hatched, gentle zephyrs, stone egg rocky mountain, delight upper-god. but. alas, trouble-maker. ambitious exploits caused-hlm acclaimed king animals wax strong. inrougn l,ong-wang lie got en iron rod expand (continued page ten) legion picnic leglcnnaires families frolic campbell's grove sunday eight legionnaires vicinity attended the, american iplcnlc held grove, lagrange, sunday, enjoyed dinner. mr. ms. william lehrman, h. hamel, r. relnhardt allsop, kolbe, paul mori, herman matties, a. engle south amherst. baseball game other sports afternoon recreations. improve road township county share cost improvement trustees dividing cost, work leavltt extending middle ridge north started fall, according henry brandt, member board. slag base 18 feet width, brandt stated. th'e initial grading wil september pected completed before approach winter, providing residents district good highway facilities. convention sidelights cv, ss su rssssn s itzs san. ivmrn1 am- r-r oice-1 things besj changed scientists o.k. jacob bans, boot shoe artist. bear jacob: y- scientist announced anil women live oni thousand old. do probably something following: "fred holzhauer, shoo art'st, nge 313, arrested las night hv marshal thomas bruco !aken into e. schiller's juvpnile court (his morning chiirso hopping airplanes. ills father carl age 781. explained tint fred had run hl-thday arranged lallpi'i fjtlir npws !i rv'i t.'i'im, nfr-. m7. tlp rh'lcl '.v- r1:-i- isvd h ,t. s'pppl'o '-'. v.-'d p-rmlt'pd' (o go lome. "albert 'menz, u. s. automatic co., appealed international child labor association, seeking law whereby industrial concerns permitted employ girls younger 500 menz represented ,by j. smythe firm baird smythe. "a romance culminated wedding w. f. barrir 314, nabakowskl cecil miller, 297, furniture town hall yesterday. despite difference agas, barrls declared love grows old, demonstrate agility ho scaled wall ehrman block while youthful bride directed him, using marriage license wand. 'tho city council ha3 curfew ordinance, motion councilman earl stlwald, seconded baker baiter co. unanlmnnalr agreed bell ring 0 o clock evening. clerk charles miller metro politan insurance structed pu ordinance record, after shid mentioned per sons 250 upon streets unaccom. panied parents guardian, bruce, marshall. "an oyster supper given grange west pag eighth graders chance win prize money campaign reduce slaughter automobiles, guaranty tepresented shotton agency, announces -letter-writing contest open grade school ohio, its pm.oso education both automofille drivers need caution driving crossing streets. 14,000 between ages five fifteen killed united states figures representative cities thus show increaso over samp period year, indications total excess 16,000 deaths due traffic accidents end 1928, safety bureau company calls tor letters 100 words each, asking motorist practice first telling why precautionary measures should taken. close aug. 1. cash a..,.,..l ...1,1 1 ..1- """ mime writers luunuifa wuab art mill' sldered constructive siig gestlons. (it qt,d,o itl.blnw ... mailed direct columbus corn- pany agency here. -i becamftbirhovrrf? " 7 77 dig bout (otntinucd) dy albert t. rcid i; democracy r?; l - fo 1i18 uli(ftn1st .- w'ii-bs!k j'w "i xiw. x y hey nicodemus ! wait uncle-read funny papers? then you'd street quiet thoroughfare, recent- considerable excitement among element living vicinity. sa-biers' garage, quite roomy comfortable garages go, scene myste rious hustle bustle. cla ack, cla-ack hammers descend ing nails less imitablt-sound made, teeth hand bites through inch pine, heard. boys, them, seen going com lng building, looking secretive elated "what earth sablers1' garage?" neighbors asked another. "such hurly- burly. building something." guessed wa3 boat raft, others certain dog kennel construction. inside information knew definitely taking place. tuesday tfielr surprise, unless you eyes took place guess fellows sleeves. wasn't raft. boat. kennel. wasn"t boy usually uses hammer on. stage real curtain outfitted deal scenery equipment. gave performance know ha duplicated exactly whole states. juvenile chautauqua. neighborhood crowded garage fast could. chairs occupied boxes benches pressed service still poured in. room' manage wedge wav entertainment put practice.. certainly good. nqlfr1linpl.nn.l annl.n.ui lly heard catttslvtr vixl uic eoom wtwoor at, twatv mor6 1w'a spsmton mv mm thursday, 12, see decided again following did, drawing large crowd second performance. lot out-of-town there, too. karl sablers manager nice introductory speech neighborhood. ths papers part, program shows. play, instance, two boy8 sam guzz whose antics appear papers. wc better -oven comical mo ments, amount applause number audience feel jiggs auo cleverly skeoz-ics scream. we'ro sorry haven't furthei detail program, can word bit alright. guesi what? popcorn lemonade bet ter ever circus, kids didn't single result best here's program: manager. 2. song, redpath chautauqua, actors. 3. way. 4. violin solo, gilbert becker. 5. guzz. g. joe's chilly parlor. 7. victrola eail jimmy. 8. skeezlx. 9. -play. school, 10. recitation, sablers. 11. sappo. 12. maggie jiggs. 13. play. golden weddlne. 14 mystery 15. fight dark 1u. clare relnliard. 17. hall, hail, gang's actors becker norman grugel edward uleskl jimmy siort reltihard treasurer directo' puller pullr making iw&worlt) temoct?acv girl loses voice plane hits high ether level richmond resident trip cases record deaf hearing restored riding airplane, mutes themselves able talk again, frances unique experience entirely los ride. richmond, 13 feirbw passongers hew cleveland detroit monday morclal operated route stout air service, leaving alrdome 9 piano reached alti tude 7000 foot, deserted her. fortunately return solid required- curative landed returnod. person from, am herst via route. somo egg! columbus, neb., george drlnnlng reported laying hen's 10ux8 inches. witt dies sickness quarryman regained health accident wilt, veteran quany- man, died o'clock invalidism (resulting flrom seriously injured. mr, born germany isdii .coming country early ugu locating 25 ago, since homo. iiih death 59 age. survived wife, amelia nine children. funeral services charge ii. rev, ernst mid rpv. pelt officiating. rites home 2 m. burial evergreen cemetery '1 supplied, nuptial sawyer entertained suests honor re cently announced, nuptials mis pearl horvat ed wards, color scheme pink car ried decorations, candy baskets fa vors. handsome gifts. locals meats play ball against llule fellow name modified christy mathewson deliveiy sharpshooter's eye stood tossing oox sunlay proceeded disconnect hp line telephone repu'n-tloni. pllthid fust b.i!ls, slow lulls in-shoots, shoots, a'ld 11 ll d r willi i'll lads loaldn central. pitch. season meats, untimely illness forced until remarkable hurling powers won 5-2. i3 true outfield helped materially equally meats' heavy .batsmen brought homo bacon seasonable manner, doubtful whether batters saved chestnuts, get8 hole tossor's illustrates admirably. bases full sack, you, retired opposition scoring. experts, talking about, situation thla description acid test pitcher. blow cnanges nanus witnout fare-you-well. wielding club effect iveness, harold lelmbach outstanding. times bat rugged catcher three cashed two. oomscak rated tries. counters drew tallies inning, adding third. lines regis tered third ninth sufficient danger amherst's lead, stimulated visitors added interest game. undoubtedly played consistently preceding games souftd ou victrola. next meet group former teammates fallen wayside course months cause banded together somewhat woolly "the outlaws", thoy formerly parcel affair par nature blootl feud bats usual shooters. ar range there. hero's sunday's score: peyton, cf mouer, dunkirk, 2b romley, 3b nelburg, .... hoch, lb zlsczolyl, rf trump, coombs, p 38 6 2f frederick, hutton, 112 syrowskl, 3 gomscak, berk, dunkel prices job printing kind sandstone center world" sixteen "y" camp mixed keep jack dullness tough yes, sir, do. pencils, books, readln. wrltln' 'rlthmettc keeplnc (hem bu3y least day, .wonder don't hold well used to. les9onj keeping them buy bchool teachers darn ltfe, goo3 summer lime. then's rid? gets harder vacations pleasant. y. camping stunt, instance. there're 10 ml.l hollow near vermllloa right now swear having life, i1.iopii.i11, swimmln. boat'mt an-l i" arp nnlv f.iw o' th. pl?a-suiva oa'do.' li.p th.-y enjoying. mingled work, such none shirk bolng imposed upon. campers assigned k. 1'. duty. duty, bq known, vernacular army, consists helping' mess kitchen seeing dishes thoroughly scrubbed dried. nobody cor slders sissy here, although attitude might possibly undergo change parental direction. potatoes ue peeled, bread cut, pans scoured knlve9 forks wooden tables directions big, capable, colored cook cheerfulness by-word circles. bring allowed spend 15 cents tld bits dear teeth. treasury refunded departure camper. ilka v pays expenses. including meals bunks who, card scrimped together, money's worth. j7 10-or 12-year-old important $10,000 business man. divided periods spiritual needs met, devoted instruction youngsters discuss religious matters. huge bon fire built around gather programs campers, sooner later, participate. care elyria officials. followed opportunity enjoy spaces. worship brownhelm congregational 40 mill joined members regular congregation devotlonals church sunday. lester zunt, deetler, recent returned christian endeavor convention, -charge sevlces described 1b experiences meeting, musical portion included anthem choir duet mls ruth whlttlsey ladrach. visited friends mary hat visiting pranate pembervllle, 'wood county, several days, lee, olson, ...... lelmbach, kreeger, totals 35 87 struck coombs 7; hower, gomscak; runs-peyton, oomscak; balls photograph tlx ytar 92.76. st