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- .,WB ' - .JJM gggg-" v - .. . ..... - - - - I - . ; - . . - T J ., , Uti.i i It-it 't iMiki.i , ' VOLUME 22. ... li. HAItPEU. . f:5 ta 17coaxrwa'8 Block, Tiird Story. $1,60 witbl. ri J-"".Vh (Drtflhtal Scaksx tn OtT FOnGET 1 TO M. 1L B- CMukihM forft--cn memory throw - Trm tha depths f her ehnls Mi power, Th momenta of psioB thmX linger 7 kaow Ib the ncreU f tafai aa hearf 'Caiitt thoa forget wUl memory aerer ' Dwell fondly oa aeeaee that are paet, Aft rather aala, ia their freahnew and pride, - A wreath for the oI that will laitf r Ca&it thow forget whem gun elxine alone Gleame brightly aroaad erery epot mere ew recorded we erer must own, Xa ft faith that should ne'er be forgot? Canst thou forget-when so fondly I pressed Thy soft dimpled hand in my own, : . And made thee a Tow I would aerer forsake, gay, wilt thou iky Zo-vm diaovmT Canst thou forget when oft from thine eye Thoa hast spoke language of lore; , And to eah blushing aooent oVor thy cheat, The depths of thy eout seemed to more? Canst thou forget when many 'a gian'tfe Has gare me aesuranoemtf8t.dear; " a That the fa tore should eror be bright as 'tis now. And thy smile be as ready to cheer? Canst thoa forget say, wilt theu wltaVolS Such boon as this token can gire; ' . When with it my happiness would be complete. When without it I care not te lire? Then, wilt thou forget and suffer the pie Ta ba clouded forerer wiih glooui; ' May I not know that vo cherish still cherish, "A home Ib the heart' the heart's . dearest homo? I cannot forget no nerer can blot For a moment those rapturous hoars I cherish each word that fell from thy lips, While hope fondly clings .o their powoia! Thoa canst not forget the last lingering look, That passed when I bade thee adieu; Will come swelling up in thj heart yet again, Whea the soeoes of the pait yee review. Mr. VanKo.f, Oct. 25, 1858. JK"6. O-'t HICE GIRLS." BY A. BACHELOR. To my mind, there ia nothing in all the woVld half so beautiful, half so delightful; or half to love&ble as "nice.girU"".- I don't mean a pfet'ly irl, or a dashing girl, or an elegant girl, but a "''nice girl; on of those lovely, good-tempered, - good-hearted, tweet-faced, neat, natty, amiable, "domestic creatures, whom we meet in a sphere of 44 Home," diffusing aroand the domestic hearth,. tb influence of ter goodness, like the essence "of sweet flowers. Wbat wall know by a "nice girl" is not the languishing beauty, who dwadles on a sofa and alks of the last new novel, or the last now opera; "or the great giraffe-looking girl, who creates an "effect by sweeping majestically through a drawing room. The "nice girl does not even dance well, orplay wellr and she does not know a bit iow to usa her eyes or coquette with a fan. She "never languishes, she is too active for that; she is act givea to novel reading, for she is always too bosy. And at the opera, when she goes there "sbe does '6'6t tbink it necessary to show ber bare Shoulders: but sTtS teneraHy away in tl e back f th box, unheeded and unnoticed. It is not in aach scenes Hat e discover the "nice girl." It Is at "home.'' Who is it that rises first in the 'morning and gets breakfast ready before the : Yamily comes down? Who is It'tHikt makes papa's toast, and c&Yries p mama's tea, and pats bat- : ons 6nlh'e boys' shirts, and waters. the flowers, t knd feeds the chickens, and makes everything bright and comfortable I'd tie parlor? Is it the sofa beauty', or the giraffe, or the elegant creature? fiyod means. It isjrfca "nice gfrt" Her Vjnaied V6iet nks Wen performed in ih'e sh'orfest bosio'Utlfiicfetilrtrmet yet now charmngtyber na.Tr is ffonet low simply e'legant is her silk ess aod blild wh'Co oIlart What hearty kisses she Dtisiriba&s, t'nasked, Among Sie memte'rl oFlhe tamlTy. ifeho does not present her cheek or her bror. Lka the "fine giH," bat takes the Initiative nettel iii kiaaei 'tlie iojs, one aTter tfee other; with. 4a audible imac'k, which iKyh aloud, "I love you evefr ff4 much." She is qaite 4t home in all the domestia da ties, fehe trodtrds no one to "help thi kettle.4 Sh bt fetched ft from the bob, and replenished the le&pot, whde some one bes been thinking aboat offering his assistance. Breakfast oVer, she aires 4own InW the kitchen to see about dinner; and all day long she is running ap and down stairs, always doing, and ktways cheerfal and light-hearted. And sheroer- " r ceases to to active Jii useful ahlil the day it , gone, whea she will polka with the boys, and eing old $00 a ad play old tones to her father lor hourf tcelLer, and never tire. She is a pet-feet treasure, is ti. unic gikW ' Whea Hlnesl OBne!t U aha that attends witS imwearylng pv , tienca tH tick chamber. There is nd risk, fid amount of fatigua that she will not undergo; ntJ 'latl'rcathat sha will not make,, She is allloTe, 11 devotidm I have often thought it would be bappiaesa 'hi ill, to be watched by each loving , : d t:adl ty inch fair bands. i -; tf.C 3 IT cz atwngly ticked characteristics cf srrm is tidiftea and aimpUelof rlreaar" Li i4 iivaxiauly associated ia id taind r woii Ugh froci, plaia collar, and the neatest "tl neck ribbcfcs, fctfun J. w!:!l"lit mo't modest tula pisu Dot I eerer did te't a "nice girP jet, PJd a profusion of rins crlracelets, ;-iiX-9 wora Uw dresses, ct a splesdll ttct i:cr can imagine a ai girl" l& tutU but '"Cl C.-j9 afrejadica." ; ; ' I - , ? Irl C-:'9:'TrVv4coaxers,w-ot e . ; Cwl fianj lla carls which it has bees the fiiliaa ta guia apoa-tht cheek with baado- Miistellairo, line are totally inconsistent with the character oY a unlcegirLn And it any ona whom I hava been disppaed to regard as a 'nica glH," wera to appear with ber bonnet stock on the back of ber head, I shopid ceasa to believe later from that moment The only ctegVea of latitoda wlich I feel at all disposed to allow to my bcau'ideui or 'ehdald it be in this case UlU ideaI?-An kid boots with, brass nolea Thero : ia a' nameless charm about tidy feet, which, I believe the whole world recognises. I maintain that a neatly foot ed foot and a well shaped ant4e, ln conjunction with a clean, white petticoat, and a tight stocking, will nearly make amends for a squint. Young men, ti it not so? Tea, you confess it . ; I say again, there is nothing in be world half so beantiial, half80 intrinsically good, as a "nice girl" She is the sweetest flower in the path of life. There are cithers far mora si&Xely', far mora gorgeous; but these we merely. adnura as we go by. Jt is where the daisy goes that we lie down to rest. . , .. . Under every condition, every aspect, I admire -ray, that is too cold a word 5 love the "nice girl I" Under every condition, every aspect, save one that one is the condition of matrimony. When I hear that one of the "njcegtrla" of my acquaintance is about to be married sabout to be monopolized by some jealous beast with whiskers, and an agly Bister who is to be brides' maid, I become faint and sick at heart. Where "nice girls" dwell, it should be written up, as on gates of choice gardens, "do not pick the flow. rs." Xh, it is horrid, horrid, to see that spruce gentleman come in and take her away into a corner for the rest of the evening. I may not waltz with her now; I may not catch her at blind man's on!?; "I may uot ait by ller and turn over the leaves as she sings "AuM &obin Gray," even though it were Christmas time; 1 may no more kiss her under the misletoe; I may not look at her! There is that borrid, spruce man with whiskers, glowering at me as if he would eat me. I sigh as the remembrance comes over me of the many "nice girls" who have thus been torn ruthlessly from me by epruce, and, 1 am sure, stirpid men in whiskers. Why are there such things as spruce men with whiskers? I am sure we should get on much better, without them. I cannot bear to think of a "nice girP getting married. I cannot contemplate with patience wVat suets aoout to become. What i? she about to become? . She is about to become the slave of one j5ao. In less than year her figure will be etefnaf.y "spoiled. In less than a year she will rea'r sioppy dresses and wrappers of a morning. She will leave off garters, and her stockings will hang loose'.; Ste will lose the bloom in her cheek and f'lie merry twinkle in her eye. She will have a baby, and smell sour. I say I cannot contemplate this epVctacta with patience. I once Visited cne", Who had been a "nice eirl.r a year or two after her marriage. Tne fgnre which she presented shocked roe. I could have cried with veation and I am sure if her husband had come in, 1 sIliouM nave .kicked- him. I have resolved never to go through such an ordeal again; hen a "nice sftl" marries now, I have done with her forevef. You may wonder why, since I am such an admirer of "nice girls," 1 have never ma2Vona my own why, in fact, I have never married one. I loved, admired and adopted them, Yob 'mp'ch for that. I could no more marry a "nice girV than I could willfully trample down a bed of flowers'. I have all my life considered it, abd do siin con-eider it, a crime, little short of sacrilege, to mar. ry a "nice girl." Who but a savage would de lace a beautiful piece '. of sculpture? Who, but a wretch, would stand to the fire and monopolize all the heat? To the man who attempts to marry a "nice girl," I say as Diagones said lo Alexander, "Get oat of my son." Marry a "nice girl I" Neverl I know what it would be. No man is a hero to his valet de chambre, and no husband, I am sure, is 'a fine fellow in his wife's eyes after she has mended his socks and put patches on bis drawers. On the other hand, I am certain there mast be a horrid disenchantment about a skimp flannel petticoat, and a cotton night cap with frills. Noj let the "nice girl" alone. Let her be the life and sunshine of "Home forever. Let as many hearta pine away and die for her as will; I am ready td pine and die with the rest. But, oh, change not Miss into Mrs J rob her not of her girlishnesa and simplicityi pollute not the gushing fountain of her love, which flows for all and falls lika dew upon the world. Letter be a "nice girl" forever; for such as she never grows Old, oV lose the power to 'charm. If yon masi mairry, marry the beauty the flirt th clever girl the dashing girl any kind of girl, but leave me; oh, leau me the "nice girl. Foj her Sake, 1 will lira a bachelor to the end of my days; and when I die, I desire nothing better thai to have such a one close my eyes. CIRCASSIABT GIRLS; The following fine description of Circassian maidens, is roth Ilickies' interesting Life of Schayml, recently published Jby a Boston bouse. Notwithstanding the modest freedom ot manners which prevail among them previous to mafriagej they become extremely coy afterwards. They are abt, however, leas attentive to their personal appearance, and the failing of their maidenly beauty is concealed aa much possible by av tention to Srapefy. : Though femalbS are bought and sold ia CircaKIa, there is no pari of the world whefh they are the object cf Ctra tliect. ful chivalrous treaimettt. 1 ? .f; , The bride of Schayml must fcave tcsa iniie her countrywomea generally, if ili was not handsome.. ' ' .' - f They are describei cy,Laveler aj f good heigbtj hatihg slight and J liant forms like th fctffch sitnong tfeei, with tie complexion fair and olive, tie old Greek east of features, and eyes and hair gefaefaily dafk; tioc sotie writi ia describing them sing also' of ! ' ' ' 'v The eyes Woe daHia'ce, - ; ' ; Aad the golden feaiaT -V ' On their heads, the girls wore a Iwcnet not uallie the Albailia acuUcap, of acaxlot or some other brilliant color, asd triaraed with lace or silver. Beneath this their hair Tails, down their shoulders is braides, which, are con4ned at the end by a ailrer cord, or are tied like the tresses of the Cossack giri, with.; bright ribfcons that nearly sweep the ground. Sometimes also, tHese plaits are gracefully confined in a silken network. : Over the shift is worn jacket of some gay color, and confined in front by silver clasps; or it may be aimply a leather corset joined together by stitches A skirl open ia front, and confined around the waist by a scarf er girdle, falls sufficiently short of the . ankles, to .show, the wide Turkish t row-sere which are tied above them Close fitting morocco slippers cover the feet, which being kept as scrupulously clean as those of the Hindoo women, if not like theirs ornamented with rings, are indoors frequently left bare; while out of the house, a kind of wooden dogs are. worn to avoid, dirt. The' slippers sire suffidentfy. coquettish, being made of red or jjreen moreceo and of a site only to admit the foot, in part with small heels and dainty pointed toes slightly pointed up. - - . ' The hands, which as well as the feet are small, have the fihger nails dyed with the juice of the Cowers of balsanna, and are protected in the open air by mittens. The natural .colore of the face, however, are not generally heightened by the pen cil, althoogh the Circassian fair are partial lo the b"rfgnteat tints of their apparel, being thereto in-vited by the gorgeous lights of a landscape filled with a multitude of flowers', and in which the very rocks and snows barn morning and evening with hues scarcely less brilliant and variegated, t The Circassian - rmaYd Ui said to ,tave in her veins some of the blood of Vhe Amazons who anciently bore the phareta, and followed hunting in these mountains. Her style of dress and measured gait together Vith their snaring the martial sentiment of the society ia which she lives, give her still something of .the part of Diana, and make her fit to be the warrior's bride. But at the same time she is not lacking in the feminine graces. Dressed in brocade or silk, the Circassian girl is represented by travelers as never awkward, and never failing to assume spontaneously the most easy, and natural as well as the most dignified attitudes. Her manners have but little of the excessive reserve afterwards; adopted when she becomes a wife. But so long as she is in the market for a husband, she allows herself to be seen freely by all men whether wishing or not to become purchasers. . She goes abroad unveiled, dances with the other sex; min gles fearlessly, though without effrontery, among the groups of men; kisses the hand of the stran ger before herself on the divan by his side; and though truly modest and decorous in her deport ment, aha yields her cheek almost without a blush to the lips of the warrior who, returning from the slaughter of the enemy, feels entitled to claim those favors which in less fortunate lands can only be stolen by swains the most dex. terous, and whose stars aid them The Circassian girls are sparingly nourished, savs an ancient writer living mostly on milk, bread of millet and pastry. Delicate in her food 'as she is neat in her dress, growing up in the healthy air of the mountains, living in a society of simple tastes aha natural habits, always treat eu wiw g&i.aui couriesy oy a race oi men whose hearts are mostly moved by a love of war and o'f beauty, it is not etrange thai nature should have preserved through, so many generations some lainjj if the type of loveliness which in modern time hasmade the Circassian bead to be regarded ;bjr civilised man as the truest image of his Maker. . -. .. ' . A Daring Outrage. , Ada aring outrage was committea about 9 o'clock on Monday evening upon a young lady about 1& years old', ; daughter of James A. Prid-ham, residing on South Orange avenue. As she was entering the gate a t her father's residence, she was 'seized by four young rowdies who had concealed themselves in the yard, and who dragged her down the street, preventing any outcry. In her sWnggles to escape from them her clothing was nearly torn from Eer, her jewelry was stolen, and an attempt was made to inflict a gross outrage upon her person. The ruffians were, however, alarmed, and fled without accomplish ing their object, leaving the girl exhausted and helpless upon the ground.. Prompt measures were immediately taken to detect the offenders, and two persons, supposed to be implicated in the affair, were arrested, one of them at, the de. pot. . They were committed to answer. The girl was dragged a distance of some 600 feet from the house before the villians released their hold. Among the persons arrested on suspicion is an old offender named Thomas Arenner, On going to his house the ofiicers were denied admittance by his mother, who told them "that Thomas was gone away." They however demanded entrance, and on reaching the kitchen, the old lady poin ted to the table and said, ."There, yon can see for yourselves, Tom hasn't been home." The Chief, however, was etill unsatisfied and - examined a closet under the stairs, where he found the prisoner snngly hid away beneath, a feather bed.-This outrage lias excited much indignation, and a universal wish is desired to have the offenders detected and severely punished, not only as si penalty for heir owd mideeds, but as a warning to others.'; Mr, Pridham will " give it reward of $200 for the detectloft and conviction, of the vil- - ., . : -.- Xladacascar. . ThXl large iind important, hut Comparatively unknown island, ia likely to become a prominent theine of discussion between the Englieh n3 FrenchGover'nmenla.The iaUnd . was discovered ia 15C5 by the . Portuguese, but no energetic attempt at colonisation was made until the middle fcf tie I Tth century hea the Frehch eSUtiifihed tt ti iwa'" llttfeuetitl . th:erev;.4' ItlStbhf eitesdad iiitt plans of colonization, and asserted a coni! iiralla icHaenee over the natives until .1814, When -the .-English began'to claim the right to exercUe authority on the some Intcitsting fcictir. what incomprehensible ground that Hadagascar, with tls foar mUIions of jahahiUnts, was a de pendency of the little island f,-ilauritias which had just been ceded by France to England. v A number of EdgtUh aettlemenls were Vstalilished, with the friendly co-operation of thenatives.--King Badama,. a. rery remkablst &d intelligent roler, who, though not s&le monarch of the island, almost entirelf controlled ' it, ' made an arrangement with the IZaglkV by which, a nam ber of his subjecU were set J to England and Mauritius, andedocated, for the purpoaa of introducing the arts of educaj-aoa among his people. The effect of this was to attract aumben of missionaries to the island, and In 182S, two years before his death, Radama had the satis-faction of seeing some five thousand Madagasse children taught in the missidnary schools. The French have evfr since 814 proclaimed the in. depenieoee of Madagascar, and have constantly endeavored 'to augment their - strength in that vicinity, to prevent, if possible, the prevalence of British power. At present there is much talk of both French and English projected expeditions thither, with a view .oa the part of each to secure the commercial interests of the island, which is believed to be extremely fertile, and capable of producing a great variety of grain, 'and is also known o possess considerable mineral wealth. ' . The French have just made the small island of St. Marie, on the eastern coast or Madagascar, one of their naval stations. Their other possessions in the neighborhood are the islands of Reunion, one hundred and fifty leagues from Madagascar, of Nossi Be, Mayotte,Kossi-Cum-ba. Nossi. Fale, and surroundinsr islets. In the Mozambique Channel. These islands are all remarkable for their fertility, anchorage, and excellent, position for the development of the French colonial power in those ktftndes.- So, ton Courier. . , From the Xenia Toroh Light, 13 tn , Heavy Bobbery at Cedarville $2,833 68 v . . in uoia stolen The heaviest robbery eyer . perpetrated in Greene county, was committed at Cedarville last week, some time between Tuesday and Sat. orday nights the precise time not being known. From Mr. J. C. Nisbett we have obtained the following particulars: Mr. Nisbett has 'been Township and Corpora tion Treasurer of Cedarville for a. number of years, aad since the new . sub-treasury law was passed, has kept the funds in and about bis store' room, which was but little 'used, as he was winding up business as a merchant. For some time he kept the specie deposited in the cellar, but not feeling secure removed it to the room above, and put it in a box which be plaeed ia a nail keg under the counter covered, with old papers Ac., ro one VuT Mrl'ltf. Delng aware of its whereabouts. On Tuesday he examined the money and found till safe. - Not having occasion to look at it again, several days : passed,- until oa Saturday evening, one of his children discovered that the door of a building attached to the back of his store was open. On examination, Mr. N. discovered that the back door of the storeroom had been bored through, a nook . that fastened raised, and the door opened. A further exami nation showed that the room had been thorough ly ransacked, and the township fund's, amoun ting to $2,336 68 in gold taken. The robbers also, in their search, t broke opea a desk, and took therefrom a small paper box, containing about $20 in silver and $15 in paper money, to gether with a pocket book in which were all of Mr. M.'s notes taken in settling up his mercan. tile business. The front door was found unlocked, the robbers having made their-exit that way. One or two persons hare ceen suspicion ed, but as yet no very definite clue has been found. . '-' . . ... v-; . ffrom the Leavenworth Times, October . v, Cold-Blooded Harder. ' We learn of one of the most cold-blooded murders haying ceen perpetrated in Johnson J Axmoty, on Monday last, that it has ever, been our duty to record. The particulars as given to us are theses Mr. Anderson, formerly keeper of a billiard Saloon on Abe corner of Delaware- and Main streets, in thisilty, ati'i Capn.Inyrei formeriy of. the Sur.saloon, had eome bu&iaess transactions some time ago, for, which Anderson claimed a balance due hint. Mclntyrt wrote to Anderson on Sunday last, Baying that if .hie would come io Mon'ttcello he would make.a jnal set tie ment Anderson thinking that Mcintyre intended paying him his demand. Iell here for that place on Monday . morning, .tust, before reaching Monticello he . was met by iiclntyre and a man by the name, of M81er,. wea .Miller shot Anderson with a shotvgua loaded with buek shot, the entire cliarge lodging In hia brea.W' Anderson Tell from his horse and attempted to escape by running, but stumbled and fell; when Mcintyre ran up to him and fired s charge of buck shot into his neck and shoulders, killing him instantly .The news reached us last night, when our efficient policeman, Frank Harrison, -'and some wenty others, immediately Started ta Jur suit of the murderers. . ''.-. -" ., ' ' " . 1 mm - n i -it m '. ' --' .-. , Trial of a TIftndsora Tourj TTiZovr tn ;v Cr-. 1 Iortli Carolina. The -North Carolina papers annouaceae ae qoittaat Raleigh, last week, of Martha- llor-' gan, a handsome young . widow,' aged about twenty-two years, charged with th"e murder of Alexander: Allen; : a- constable . W Jbhnsoa county.: A writer -'.jui'-'tlA.. rmlwXrprtu By' - i n ( m 2v:;'vv ' .i. . axlh'a Morgan, the prisoner, ; was Indigent,' but proverbially honest. Through her ovra exertions and the kindness ot few ceiKboraj she supported her little family. Sme mcf:Jjj .Jnc, Allen, the constihle, forcibly ectered Ir abode and levied on the ejects 6? ber ' iclntj to:ose hold, forthe t-urose of selling. :tle ca-'a,: ) vs rembastratedend itSp'ortZned lM-: t das'st. E.ear2les of her entteaUes, lepefsulel ia taking posscsszoa of h'er Garniture, and added'Ias&It to injury by hipiog upon her a Votley cf atuse. Being without a protector, .and feeling deeply aggrieved; in a moment of frenzy she seized a enot gun aacLt-iOt ter persecutor aom .hs arjr haTics'cQiae. int? Court rendered tVYerdlct of Not Guilty?' The result was received by an immense concourse of viaiiora by One tmirersal J OutbuxEt St aptanse."' ; ;? ... -y- J TrticVcf rrcauo Casa la TIiii.-; Jl casa cf. this kind came japio trial receatlf" ia England and- -excited 'Considerable interest the plaintiff Ulaa Ellen ITiles, the daughter of a fishmonger, Wn reputed ' to possess great per sonal attractions, vThe 'eQdaat was Captain Migan, it. P. for Westmeaih 'couiVy A-gTsit feature la the' case raa the number of VtteVs said toT have passed between the parties so numerous thai those addressed by the defendant to hia "dear Nelly, were printed for the use of her counsel, and they formed a quarto rolame of one hundred and! ninety -e'lghi closely printed pages. Tta damages were laid al 10,093. Long oelbre the hour for oomoencing business the eouTfwraa densely crowded, but the curious In Both matters' were' 'doomed & disappointment, for it soon appeared that a compromise had been effected, the defendant agreeing to pay the plaintiff 2,000 and rtstiT the plaintiff to return he defeadant't portrait, all his letters, Ad.y and release him from any future action, and the printed copies of defendant's letters to be destroyed in the presence of certain parties. . DUtressiii Death of a Yoxm Lady frca ; Poison. ; An occurrence of a painfull distressing nature transpired at the residence of Capt. Eountz, in ' Allegheny City, yesWrday. It appears that llisa Luella Kounta, Lia daBghter, young lady ia her seventeenth year, feeling unwell, went to J a medicine chest la the house with a view of pro curing some cream of tartar, which she fancied would afford her relief. - Through mistake, however, she took arsenic instead, aad wa!lowii!g it, her death followed in a few hours. The deeeas-, ed was an accomplished and beautiful young lad r, and had a large circle of friends, who are deeply distressed by the unfortunate occurrence Her father, it will be remembered, was one of our f most respected citizens, and for several years r, - '- -.!. - - - .- - commanded one of the packets in the celebrated Pittsburgh and CnciQnati Line He is now Captain of the City of liemphisiw . irhieh run in the New Orleans trade, and Was, of course, absent from home when the accident occurred FUUlmrgh Ckronid, Oct. 21s. Accident id & Louisiana Lady. The Nashville Patriot of the-ath Inst, says: . Mies DaYidson, of Louisiana who has been on a visit to her friends la Ilaury County, while On her way to the lair grounds, near Columbia last Thursday, met with an accident by which her person was horribly mutilated. As we learn, she was ridding in a buggy with a gentleman, and the' horse being frightened, broke the 'shafts of the vehicle. The gentleman got out, and taking the horse by the bridle, requested the la dy to get out also. She attempted to jump out behind, and in doing so her foot was caught between the body of the buggy and the springs.- At this juncture the horse took a fresh fright broke, loose from the gentleman, and ran away, Miss Davidson hanging and dragging for fL quarter of a .mile. The upper part of her bodyt her head and race were terribly torn ; and bruised. She was not dead on Saturday, but there was but the remotest hope of her recovery. .. . 9r.; Ifpartiitcnt. A Hi Harried Amiss by a Ilisdirec-' .t -; tion. A charmingly, proper note of invitation to. a ball was received; not lone since, Dy young Mon sieur Gaillard, handsome and agreeable bache lor of twenty-fivel With Baron d'A v the giver of the ball Be was not aware that he had the honor of acquaintance; but, supposing, as was frequently the case, that soma kind female friend had taken pains td procure the invitatk for him, he left his card, with his acceptance, at theBarons dOorVlJejbeit dsy according to eti quette; and, on the appointed evening, presented himself with the fashionable crowd., . ' : .Expecting that, in the course of his promen adei about the rooms, he should meet the friend to whose kindness he was . indebted, he, thought to bdgiu the evening properly by aaking:the daughter of his host -lo whom he had made his bow on entering, led np by the master of cermo-iuies for the fintuadrillev I" -. 4 . s ...... i y I Accepted as a partner, and chancing to dan ee and demean himself with peculiar elegance, he made unexpected progress ia acquaintance, and ventured a few dances eier-to. aslii: her hand , d nee more upon; the floor with Mademoiselle d'A--H and themusio changing veudJenlyto a waltz, he again was favored by Fortune; for, bis speciality was to give admirable support to hU partner in .that particular movement of the dance. She was borne around by him, as. if buoyediballoon-like, ia the air feeling and looking charm- ."Brieay that ball was the "b&U set in moUor" for Monsieur Oaillardj .tie called, of, course, to pay his respects a few days afterwards, and was graciously received. On the whoTly unexplained mystery of his beings tuvitedj bcth parttes; .delicately forbore to tarn tS e e noairy.r tt would ex? plain itself, each thor-LL ii dnttiEl, and mean lime, ha was an c-reeatle young , manj entirely eomnuHfimt ia dress, manner and couversallbn. -TliercpOal afss radjev---;-. -f , H tt was iIiishiri!j' accejted ''J-'-llon&ieur OaHlard etitel ha ' rcipectabili'Jes rf birthan t5onBecl!ori, t'ad that wasenoch-i-for the Carca ' tcIHd veil glte i3 ianutir a fr-tuna here cice Lr L::tLad rroaa Icrra. .- The day'cf e'IIIrcJ-iact rl facers c-tia round. . - . .--V. ..." ,: . - . ury tie vrajt-'I t' a T-:?, r ct aTl vr- sar- rar jed,-my ichtcx's c L'cr-sjcn til?; r articular ca '..-j .:?!r5 .t3-.t--ve 8. A very-cld t.'u-zl Is I wriiUa "t J inc.- rr - c: LdiLe- e-: Iff 'Ten'. :-r C.-1V. f;r the sake of sceisg bim, we Lad sent bid an ia-vitaiida to the same ball tt wiichv we bad the a iuitca pleasure of first' seeing you. A he did cot his arperanc9,1iad- tent- no reply Cr ex-ease, ws willingljr gave up so - ill-tred ev geritle-' man, tad you are, ia Lis ; proposed place! , But my daughter hasstl npnunaTy at least, carried oat her destiny. Cha is to be Hadime GaiZari, a snomentw The ncta of iavUatioa, intended for Ca ether Horuicsr CscCri, had been mistaken- L, Eut hewaa very.tsraful jiXo f xplain the feni -ma tn the ccrJLIIr Daroa till aher the cer emony, v.- .-- . . - - . :-..- ' : A rrenci leHa' a Htniire! Tears Ao. Madame de GenHs, la her memoirs, describes the training she underwent to tt her for Parisian society ia th last csjitatys-- - - t -c. I had two teeth pulled out; I had whalebone stays that pinched me terribly; my feet were imprisoned in tight shoes; with which ft was; impos sible for me to walkj I had three or four thousand curl papers oa my head; and I wore for the first time in my life a hoop. In order to get rid my .country attitudes, I had an iron collar put on my eeckj and as I squinted a little at times, I was obliged to put oa goggles . as soon as I awoke tit the) morning, and these t wore four hours, I was, moreover, not a Cttle surprised, when they talked of giving me a master to teach me wbat I thought I knew well enough already .to.wTilkV-; Beeidea all this, I was forbidden to run, to leap, or to ask quest! ons.n '. !. il i HI S" ' Tin t"X.Vab1n?X TrtV. " V bo much rpanin is comprised ia that umple expression, tie cLdfa&iomed vtothert - It Carrie our thoughts back to those vromen whose home ltflueoca ai" pttri ind eleVatini;; who taught their daughters to render themselves blea sings "to society, by their goodness, their diligence and their esefal knowledge. We think of the lofty heroism, the brave endurance, the thousand virtues they inculcated, and sigh at the contrast between the past and the present. How few modern mothers understand or perform their da-ty in training then;.childrerk:A smatterng of this, that and the other is considered quite sufficient education aad to, show o? to advantage is made the great business of life. No wonder there are so many desolate firesides, so many unhappy wires, so many drinking, gambling husbands. . - . -, - . v. . , dents of ougfjtv " - Take the daughter of a good mother. : Entertain no thoughts that blush in words. sot so mac to live long, as to lire well-. . -, -,v.:' Permit not thyself td think of what thon may'st not act. . ' .' ' : : e 5 Snght small injuries and hyll become www. i mim. --- . V . , . .' , Spit not against heaven) 'twill fall back in thy own face. . Let not &j viSl roar1, when thy power can bet whisper. . . , .... -Do thou but do thy best, and then thou may'st defy the devil to do bis worst. Thoa canst not spend thy time better than iu icvumg uyv ho apeaa. i Weil.. i If thon hast a lohenng- servant send him of thy errand ust before dinner. V'. , -If thou giveet thf self te be the companion of vice, it the end thoultjbe the slave of -it. . Lend money to an enemy and thou'lt gain him; lend to a friend, andjSouit lose him. - WitnhoU not th j , money, where . there is need, and waste itfOt where there is none.. Honor the good, that they may love thee; be civH to the bad, that they ' may pot hurt thee. v .!st tfott not be a fool in others' con eeit, be not wise. U thy own. " - Thirst after -deserV not reward itis is got a great way that is got thus far.. ' ' - -. ,t'. Jf thy friend hath been tree bo thee in money matters, thou may'st trust hini j others. ' Endeavor to have a comely grace ia bold-j ingthy peace, and a uvely force. ia epesking; , Work as though thoa wert to live e veri wor ship as if thou, wert to die presently. t- t i . -r-When tioa receivest a kindness, remember it; what,th6a restore st one; forget It. x - V; i : Purchase not friends by giftsl When thoa ceasest to. give, such will ceese.to love. - - , ; Let friendsh cree p jgea tly to an height; if itru8b to it, it may soon run itseir, out cf breath. If. thon wonlaest eoace&l .thy secret from thine enemy, reveal it no. is thy friend.; t , . i If thou wilti five cooftablyVUtdo'd.atone with his providence and. men. with their rights. - As we must aeoojnfoT sverv idle word, so mast we likewise for every iils sencel ' ' " If thou would eat live happily, neither trust to good fortune, nor sink encer bad , ,s - . If thca adoptest another's lie, thon showekt thoa wouidest wwegry nave Deea Us proPr father. ;;...,.. ,.5,,::,.u . sf- Learn to Uve well .araoc ijl men; ti to, bast attained that art, thoa knowctt nr aow 0 iira in ths world. - - " . - twtet'-it be thy: constant vbM0 there is no ev3 but hath someilij! ,,. 0f iE . '.'--! i - . . . unaer 14 oars - - .. -, -., . .... . - . T ttl u'1 c M Vlrta mu!a, tat is a great piece of'rA'-trj . to conli a mistake ana torsa an errcr. t; - 3 ; : Venture est tq tie tat"-Jfc7Bs cf even IairfcIiJtasart The Lmits of food an3 evQ ' Assist the evicted, if thoa well canst; for as for tears l-ry ars b -t drc-r;f Water what roc lean tr--?y cc? " '". ' " '-" - t- Dc:-;ks t:'.Vrj .lecac-s it reea we-k. tlls'Xy r'I l:cc:t L-i ,! :;t Kcr'a b'rt xAm tiii t-s C3.rj ani " -y a -at tca r a ia J, x. ssl, lor.:tlc-li Jetl. -t net L3 vslJi- were Alexaxisl ti I Gfisir, if tiosr wilt be more virtuocs.' . notwiUistaudln ti.? tsa-appEfanco cf tie one ori!na!!y illeoied fr er. " . .1 ! . ...Zj .-.. - s-. . --; ? The haj7v(aac8 saw Crai;hi the ystsryyin INUSZBEIt 3r vma :r3 UTrr?. ,.. . , As a man .was waikir-j ia ,t:s cren, be fiis covered two cloiiiss'torsss. .LTa took them into the stable, where be soon broke them. Us then puthe yolk of an e-j upon their necks, aUach-eitera to cart bjthe bonj cf fHeasl aad covered tnwn with a'sheet of 'ngltrii toprctect them from the files. Ee then leaped upon the cart, sat upon the seat of, government, took : the whip of a top in one band, and tbls rains of .sev eral kisgs in the ether, aad drjve oS, passing through the gate cf a buralp and over coffee grounds for three pHasY Vt in crossing the tract of a snail, he was run into by a train, of thought', andjdashed heels over head into a stream of eloquence, where the part was broken against the rock of a .cracfe; By ladastry and .frugality he soon gained the shore, where he made a boatot the bark of the prairie- wolf, whichtted with mast made of the north pol.snd two auction salesv lie then sailed t9wn the stream to its mouth, and landed upon a tongue of land; where he was seized by a Serious sensation and conveyed to a ceiwhere he was secured by a chain of lightning, fastened by a lhunderbolt., he jailor gave him his liberty fot a Christmas present, aad read hirn the report of a cannon. :' -.;'.;.; Eiarp Shooting'. - - At a recent election in thia State, a lad presented himself it the polls to claim the benefit of the elective franchise. I Feeling a deep interest in a favorite candidate the father, who was evidently opposed to the boy's preference, stood at the ballot-box and challenged his right to vote, on the ground of his not be-iagof age. The yoan man declared tl at be was twenty ne years eld that be knew "it, an J insisted upon bis right. " ' . : T.r' ,pe?irahi indignant, and wisin"" as the saying ia, to bluff him off," before tha judges said: - ; : :- fifow Bob, wi ybd stand op there and contradict me? . Dont t know how old you are?-Wasn't I therer V Bob looked his contempT for the old maa'a speech, as he hastily replied i underalioni spose yna was, wasa thar too?." - " .This settled the sire, and in went the seioa's vote. ." '. " " . A Goed Text, tut tot cf the tZZo.,; , A . tall son ofi Yej rnont recently called! epo a sign painter to have a Sunday echooV pcaceaaloa oanner pcuhted, and said: , -" . We're goin to, Jive a teariA .V'm.e wilk.ur Fourth o' Jaly Sunday school celebration and our folks wants a banner? ; . ' v-- ri0111! BOngh responded ! inter, yen,pnght o have one. 'What wib you Lave painted on it?, . ; . ' . . . - Wal, I d'n know, we ort to bev a text a Tcrip. ter painted on it for a motto, hadn't we? -.'Yes ) that's a very good idea ? wiat sball it be?-.-",..v...... -' - : t . .' Wal. I thought this would be abaci good as anyi Be sure you're right, then go ftniad." -. - - ... . f; MIS , . ' - , vSatixfactoryfc i ,-"; nallow, hoyl did yoa see a tabbcf- Trees tha road (here just now? .A rabbitj 4 , , .'Yesl,be uickl a rabbit?' - AWaa it a kinder gray varmint?' J A locgish creter, with a short taiir .Yesbe.quick,,or he'fl gaio ie burrowr Hsd it long legs behind and bigears? .'Yerijesl',; . ., - v : .'nd sorter jumps whenit. runsf-,'yesl I tfj you; jumps when if. runs! 'Well, Ihaiutseen sich,a creter abowtLere.' A Ojics;.t?CRsol3.tion. , viAn nnloved Deicoa ? his last tears was' Visited by a neor.twhr,iau3i. . . 'Well, Beacon; 1 boptCvoa feel resigned to go- . 'YWa,' said the Deacon,I I think M am resigned,': f , , ;.. , ; . - 'Well,' eaid,the"oJhec, I tho't U might be eoa soling to soajo krw thataU the nsi-hiirhood1 are resigned also,. . . - Mi Tia Calii: .Old Grubbs.gTow. -rart- afth. rn the f.?!' cr th'inkiheer: u. una a 04 fcf jj; as tired AndV Xrri i- lA.Ktfiu.e's -dgun" V rL tf3r 4ewiax. msiss tt si ikw ship.. sl'''Xi00. eraal rooms M Vj eamoth'ila fvht the rv no .52 Si., tor. "M (wi rw nistry. Ho longer ao than yee-.MM eight 'palrettom cats fiEging by theU U2a to the clothe line,1 1 '"..V - NoI bless his tearcome ta his inothV':' ""' ,im. - . , v - X.'ai. rather wild gentleman, to n acquaintance cf curs, my La bid a ne jftl'e l5:tsa2o, but MfbrtufiaUlj he 'died immediately afier hi birth.' ... - '- ' ' - . v;i doat wonder, sail cjr'r . aviii f":?-. Hbat wlea be came isto t; . world. f.si taw whali. LLla was, he lamely ctf a V. tYH cf bU ray outeit - -. - ftA csa i- I-t7c'ij i;::ai a cow a few csji since, a vl tt-y : ch ' wa fovvl a large la l-!!i;e cf hocks and brass' tin'?, a t? 'r is en v 1 t' r"?-l t3 lavs ewallowed t-s euk ciil. ZZ'Lc Lcra, tte esM ainqain dariev ta h c?nspscscn, Vnl too r'-'cd ca de railroai. 'Why, Jot T , Ikiie if c a .csrs, r?e dat mouf f ycrn y'U t!nk it " a depot and run rite ia re.Lniaa ria:;i!y tearing the word pres' ased to imply peruiC oca evcaia? in company exclaimed; 'iay, squeeze 13 dytoeici?. . mm rtin, iii ionx bpt jdot get oTr' ..trousers Siraige, my dear, what a tista tilt
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Full Text | - .,WB ' - .JJM gggg-" v - .. . ..... - - - - I - . ; - . . - T J ., , Uti.i i It-it 't iMiki.i , ' VOLUME 22. ... li. HAItPEU. . f:5 ta 17coaxrwa'8 Block, Tiird Story. $1,60 witbl. ri J-"".Vh (Drtflhtal Scaksx tn OtT FOnGET 1 TO M. 1L B- CMukihM forft--cn memory throw - Trm tha depths f her ehnls Mi power, Th momenta of psioB thmX linger 7 kaow Ib the ncreU f tafai aa hearf 'Caiitt thoa forget wUl memory aerer ' Dwell fondly oa aeeaee that are paet, Aft rather aala, ia their freahnew and pride, - A wreath for the oI that will laitf r Ca&it thow forget whem gun elxine alone Gleame brightly aroaad erery epot mere ew recorded we erer must own, Xa ft faith that should ne'er be forgot? Canst thou forget-when so fondly I pressed Thy soft dimpled hand in my own, : . And made thee a Tow I would aerer forsake, gay, wilt thou iky Zo-vm diaovmT Canst thou forget when oft from thine eye Thoa hast spoke language of lore; , And to eah blushing aooent oVor thy cheat, The depths of thy eout seemed to more? Canst thou forget when many 'a gian'tfe Has gare me aesuranoemtf8t.dear; " a That the fa tore should eror be bright as 'tis now. And thy smile be as ready to cheer? Canst thoa forget say, wilt theu wltaVolS Such boon as this token can gire; ' . When with it my happiness would be complete. When without it I care not te lire? Then, wilt thou forget and suffer the pie Ta ba clouded forerer wiih glooui; ' May I not know that vo cherish still cherish, "A home Ib the heart' the heart's . dearest homo? I cannot forget no nerer can blot For a moment those rapturous hoars I cherish each word that fell from thy lips, While hope fondly clings .o their powoia! Thoa canst not forget the last lingering look, That passed when I bade thee adieu; Will come swelling up in thj heart yet again, Whea the soeoes of the pait yee review. Mr. VanKo.f, Oct. 25, 1858. JK"6. O-'t HICE GIRLS." BY A. BACHELOR. To my mind, there ia nothing in all the woVld half so beautiful, half so delightful; or half to love&ble as "nice.girU"".- I don't mean a pfet'ly irl, or a dashing girl, or an elegant girl, but a "''nice girl; on of those lovely, good-tempered, - good-hearted, tweet-faced, neat, natty, amiable, "domestic creatures, whom we meet in a sphere of 44 Home," diffusing aroand the domestic hearth,. tb influence of ter goodness, like the essence "of sweet flowers. Wbat wall know by a "nice girl" is not the languishing beauty, who dwadles on a sofa and alks of the last new novel, or the last now opera; "or the great giraffe-looking girl, who creates an "effect by sweeping majestically through a drawing room. The "nice girl does not even dance well, orplay wellr and she does not know a bit iow to usa her eyes or coquette with a fan. She "never languishes, she is too active for that; she is act givea to novel reading, for she is always too bosy. And at the opera, when she goes there "sbe does '6'6t tbink it necessary to show ber bare Shoulders: but sTtS teneraHy away in tl e back f th box, unheeded and unnoticed. It is not in aach scenes Hat e discover the "nice girl." It Is at "home.'' Who is it that rises first in the 'morning and gets breakfast ready before the : Yamily comes down? Who is It'tHikt makes papa's toast, and c&Yries p mama's tea, and pats bat- : ons 6nlh'e boys' shirts, and waters. the flowers, t knd feeds the chickens, and makes everything bright and comfortable I'd tie parlor? Is it the sofa beauty', or the giraffe, or the elegant creature? fiyod means. It isjrfca "nice gfrt" Her Vjnaied V6iet nks Wen performed in ih'e sh'orfest bosio'Utlfiicfetilrtrmet yet now charmngtyber na.Tr is ffonet low simply e'legant is her silk ess aod blild wh'Co oIlart What hearty kisses she Dtisiriba&s, t'nasked, Among Sie memte'rl oFlhe tamlTy. ifeho does not present her cheek or her bror. Lka the "fine giH," bat takes the Initiative nettel iii kiaaei 'tlie iojs, one aTter tfee other; with. 4a audible imac'k, which iKyh aloud, "I love you evefr ff4 much." She is qaite 4t home in all the domestia da ties, fehe trodtrds no one to "help thi kettle.4 Sh bt fetched ft from the bob, and replenished the le&pot, whde some one bes been thinking aboat offering his assistance. Breakfast oVer, she aires 4own InW the kitchen to see about dinner; and all day long she is running ap and down stairs, always doing, and ktways cheerfal and light-hearted. And sheroer- " r ceases to to active Jii useful ahlil the day it , gone, whea she will polka with the boys, and eing old $00 a ad play old tones to her father lor hourf tcelLer, and never tire. She is a pet-feet treasure, is ti. unic gikW ' Whea Hlnesl OBne!t U aha that attends witS imwearylng pv , tienca tH tick chamber. There is nd risk, fid amount of fatigua that she will not undergo; ntJ 'latl'rcathat sha will not make,, She is allloTe, 11 devotidm I have often thought it would be bappiaesa 'hi ill, to be watched by each loving , : d t:adl ty inch fair bands. i -; tf.C 3 IT cz atwngly ticked characteristics cf srrm is tidiftea and aimpUelof rlreaar" Li i4 iivaxiauly associated ia id taind r woii Ugh froci, plaia collar, and the neatest "tl neck ribbcfcs, fctfun J. w!:!l"lit mo't modest tula pisu Dot I eerer did te't a "nice girP jet, PJd a profusion of rins crlracelets, ;-iiX-9 wora Uw dresses, ct a splesdll ttct i:cr can imagine a ai girl" l& tutU but '"Cl C.-j9 afrejadica." ; ; ' I - , ? Irl C-:'9:'TrVv4coaxers,w-ot e . ; Cwl fianj lla carls which it has bees the fiiliaa ta guia apoa-tht cheek with baado- Miistellairo, line are totally inconsistent with the character oY a unlcegirLn And it any ona whom I hava been disppaed to regard as a 'nica glH," wera to appear with ber bonnet stock on the back of ber head, I shopid ceasa to believe later from that moment The only ctegVea of latitoda wlich I feel at all disposed to allow to my bcau'ideui or 'ehdald it be in this case UlU ideaI?-An kid boots with, brass nolea Thero : ia a' nameless charm about tidy feet, which, I believe the whole world recognises. I maintain that a neatly foot ed foot and a well shaped ant4e, ln conjunction with a clean, white petticoat, and a tight stocking, will nearly make amends for a squint. Young men, ti it not so? Tea, you confess it . ; I say again, there is nothing in be world half so beantiial, half80 intrinsically good, as a "nice girl" She is the sweetest flower in the path of life. There are cithers far mora si&Xely', far mora gorgeous; but these we merely. adnura as we go by. Jt is where the daisy goes that we lie down to rest. . , .. . Under every condition, every aspect, I admire -ray, that is too cold a word 5 love the "nice girl I" Under every condition, every aspect, save one that one is the condition of matrimony. When I hear that one of the "njcegtrla" of my acquaintance is about to be married sabout to be monopolized by some jealous beast with whiskers, and an agly Bister who is to be brides' maid, I become faint and sick at heart. Where "nice girls" dwell, it should be written up, as on gates of choice gardens, "do not pick the flow. rs." Xh, it is horrid, horrid, to see that spruce gentleman come in and take her away into a corner for the rest of the evening. I may not waltz with her now; I may not catch her at blind man's on!?; "I may uot ait by ller and turn over the leaves as she sings "AuM &obin Gray," even though it were Christmas time; 1 may no more kiss her under the misletoe; I may not look at her! There is that borrid, spruce man with whiskers, glowering at me as if he would eat me. I sigh as the remembrance comes over me of the many "nice girls" who have thus been torn ruthlessly from me by epruce, and, 1 am sure, stirpid men in whiskers. Why are there such things as spruce men with whiskers? I am sure we should get on much better, without them. I cannot bear to think of a "nice girP getting married. I cannot contemplate with patience wVat suets aoout to become. What i? she about to become? . She is about to become the slave of one j5ao. In less than year her figure will be etefnaf.y "spoiled. In less than a year she will rea'r sioppy dresses and wrappers of a morning. She will leave off garters, and her stockings will hang loose'.; Ste will lose the bloom in her cheek and f'lie merry twinkle in her eye. She will have a baby, and smell sour. I say I cannot contemplate this epVctacta with patience. I once Visited cne", Who had been a "nice eirl.r a year or two after her marriage. Tne fgnre which she presented shocked roe. I could have cried with veation and I am sure if her husband had come in, 1 sIliouM nave .kicked- him. I have resolved never to go through such an ordeal again; hen a "nice sftl" marries now, I have done with her forevef. You may wonder why, since I am such an admirer of "nice girls," 1 have never ma2Vona my own why, in fact, I have never married one. I loved, admired and adopted them, Yob 'mp'ch for that. I could no more marry a "nice girV than I could willfully trample down a bed of flowers'. I have all my life considered it, abd do siin con-eider it, a crime, little short of sacrilege, to mar. ry a "nice girl." Who but a savage would de lace a beautiful piece '. of sculpture? Who, but a wretch, would stand to the fire and monopolize all the heat? To the man who attempts to marry a "nice girl," I say as Diagones said lo Alexander, "Get oat of my son." Marry a "nice girl I" Neverl I know what it would be. No man is a hero to his valet de chambre, and no husband, I am sure, is 'a fine fellow in his wife's eyes after she has mended his socks and put patches on bis drawers. On the other hand, I am certain there mast be a horrid disenchantment about a skimp flannel petticoat, and a cotton night cap with frills. Noj let the "nice girl" alone. Let her be the life and sunshine of "Home forever. Let as many hearta pine away and die for her as will; I am ready td pine and die with the rest. But, oh, change not Miss into Mrs J rob her not of her girlishnesa and simplicityi pollute not the gushing fountain of her love, which flows for all and falls lika dew upon the world. Letter be a "nice girl" forever; for such as she never grows Old, oV lose the power to 'charm. If yon masi mairry, marry the beauty the flirt th clever girl the dashing girl any kind of girl, but leave me; oh, leau me the "nice girl. Foj her Sake, 1 will lira a bachelor to the end of my days; and when I die, I desire nothing better thai to have such a one close my eyes. CIRCASSIABT GIRLS; The following fine description of Circassian maidens, is roth Ilickies' interesting Life of Schayml, recently published Jby a Boston bouse. Notwithstanding the modest freedom ot manners which prevail among them previous to mafriagej they become extremely coy afterwards. They are abt, however, leas attentive to their personal appearance, and the failing of their maidenly beauty is concealed aa much possible by av tention to Srapefy. : Though femalbS are bought and sold ia CircaKIa, there is no pari of the world whefh they are the object cf Ctra tliect. ful chivalrous treaimettt. 1 ? .f; , The bride of Schayml must fcave tcsa iniie her countrywomea generally, if ili was not handsome.. ' ' .' - f They are describei cy,Laveler aj f good heigbtj hatihg slight and J liant forms like th fctffch sitnong tfeei, with tie complexion fair and olive, tie old Greek east of features, and eyes and hair gefaefaily dafk; tioc sotie writi ia describing them sing also' of ! ' ' ' 'v The eyes Woe daHia'ce, - ; ' ; Aad the golden feaiaT -V ' On their heads, the girls wore a Iwcnet not uallie the Albailia acuUcap, of acaxlot or some other brilliant color, asd triaraed with lace or silver. Beneath this their hair Tails, down their shoulders is braides, which, are con4ned at the end by a ailrer cord, or are tied like the tresses of the Cossack giri, with.; bright ribfcons that nearly sweep the ground. Sometimes also, tHese plaits are gracefully confined in a silken network. : Over the shift is worn jacket of some gay color, and confined in front by silver clasps; or it may be aimply a leather corset joined together by stitches A skirl open ia front, and confined around the waist by a scarf er girdle, falls sufficiently short of the . ankles, to .show, the wide Turkish t row-sere which are tied above them Close fitting morocco slippers cover the feet, which being kept as scrupulously clean as those of the Hindoo women, if not like theirs ornamented with rings, are indoors frequently left bare; while out of the house, a kind of wooden dogs are. worn to avoid, dirt. The' slippers sire suffidentfy. coquettish, being made of red or jjreen moreceo and of a site only to admit the foot, in part with small heels and dainty pointed toes slightly pointed up. - - . ' The hands, which as well as the feet are small, have the fihger nails dyed with the juice of the Cowers of balsanna, and are protected in the open air by mittens. The natural .colore of the face, however, are not generally heightened by the pen cil, althoogh the Circassian fair are partial lo the b"rfgnteat tints of their apparel, being thereto in-vited by the gorgeous lights of a landscape filled with a multitude of flowers', and in which the very rocks and snows barn morning and evening with hues scarcely less brilliant and variegated, t The Circassian - rmaYd Ui said to ,tave in her veins some of the blood of Vhe Amazons who anciently bore the phareta, and followed hunting in these mountains. Her style of dress and measured gait together Vith their snaring the martial sentiment of the society ia which she lives, give her still something of .the part of Diana, and make her fit to be the warrior's bride. But at the same time she is not lacking in the feminine graces. Dressed in brocade or silk, the Circassian girl is represented by travelers as never awkward, and never failing to assume spontaneously the most easy, and natural as well as the most dignified attitudes. Her manners have but little of the excessive reserve afterwards; adopted when she becomes a wife. But so long as she is in the market for a husband, she allows herself to be seen freely by all men whether wishing or not to become purchasers. . She goes abroad unveiled, dances with the other sex; min gles fearlessly, though without effrontery, among the groups of men; kisses the hand of the stran ger before herself on the divan by his side; and though truly modest and decorous in her deport ment, aha yields her cheek almost without a blush to the lips of the warrior who, returning from the slaughter of the enemy, feels entitled to claim those favors which in less fortunate lands can only be stolen by swains the most dex. terous, and whose stars aid them The Circassian girls are sparingly nourished, savs an ancient writer living mostly on milk, bread of millet and pastry. Delicate in her food 'as she is neat in her dress, growing up in the healthy air of the mountains, living in a society of simple tastes aha natural habits, always treat eu wiw g&i.aui couriesy oy a race oi men whose hearts are mostly moved by a love of war and o'f beauty, it is not etrange thai nature should have preserved through, so many generations some lainjj if the type of loveliness which in modern time hasmade the Circassian bead to be regarded ;bjr civilised man as the truest image of his Maker. . -. .. ' . A Daring Outrage. , Ada aring outrage was committea about 9 o'clock on Monday evening upon a young lady about 1& years old', ; daughter of James A. Prid-ham, residing on South Orange avenue. As she was entering the gate a t her father's residence, she was 'seized by four young rowdies who had concealed themselves in the yard, and who dragged her down the street, preventing any outcry. In her sWnggles to escape from them her clothing was nearly torn from Eer, her jewelry was stolen, and an attempt was made to inflict a gross outrage upon her person. The ruffians were, however, alarmed, and fled without accomplish ing their object, leaving the girl exhausted and helpless upon the ground.. Prompt measures were immediately taken to detect the offenders, and two persons, supposed to be implicated in the affair, were arrested, one of them at, the de. pot. . They were committed to answer. The girl was dragged a distance of some 600 feet from the house before the villians released their hold. Among the persons arrested on suspicion is an old offender named Thomas Arenner, On going to his house the ofiicers were denied admittance by his mother, who told them "that Thomas was gone away." They however demanded entrance, and on reaching the kitchen, the old lady poin ted to the table and said, ."There, yon can see for yourselves, Tom hasn't been home." The Chief, however, was etill unsatisfied and - examined a closet under the stairs, where he found the prisoner snngly hid away beneath, a feather bed.-This outrage lias excited much indignation, and a universal wish is desired to have the offenders detected and severely punished, not only as si penalty for heir owd mideeds, but as a warning to others.'; Mr, Pridham will " give it reward of $200 for the detectloft and conviction, of the vil- - ., . : -.- Xladacascar. . ThXl large iind important, hut Comparatively unknown island, ia likely to become a prominent theine of discussion between the Englieh n3 FrenchGover'nmenla.The iaUnd . was discovered ia 15C5 by the . Portuguese, but no energetic attempt at colonisation was made until the middle fcf tie I Tth century hea the Frehch eSUtiifihed tt ti iwa'" llttfeuetitl . th:erev;.4' ItlStbhf eitesdad iiitt plans of colonization, and asserted a coni! iiralla icHaenee over the natives until .1814, When -the .-English began'to claim the right to exercUe authority on the some Intcitsting fcictir. what incomprehensible ground that Hadagascar, with tls foar mUIions of jahahiUnts, was a de pendency of the little island f,-ilauritias which had just been ceded by France to England. v A number of EdgtUh aettlemenls were Vstalilished, with the friendly co-operation of thenatives.--King Badama,. a. rery remkablst &d intelligent roler, who, though not s&le monarch of the island, almost entirelf controlled ' it, ' made an arrangement with the IZaglkV by which, a nam ber of his subjecU were set J to England and Mauritius, andedocated, for the purpoaa of introducing the arts of educaj-aoa among his people. The effect of this was to attract aumben of missionaries to the island, and In 182S, two years before his death, Radama had the satis-faction of seeing some five thousand Madagasse children taught in the missidnary schools. The French have evfr since 814 proclaimed the in. depenieoee of Madagascar, and have constantly endeavored 'to augment their - strength in that vicinity, to prevent, if possible, the prevalence of British power. At present there is much talk of both French and English projected expeditions thither, with a view .oa the part of each to secure the commercial interests of the island, which is believed to be extremely fertile, and capable of producing a great variety of grain, 'and is also known o possess considerable mineral wealth. ' . The French have just made the small island of St. Marie, on the eastern coast or Madagascar, one of their naval stations. Their other possessions in the neighborhood are the islands of Reunion, one hundred and fifty leagues from Madagascar, of Nossi Be, Mayotte,Kossi-Cum-ba. Nossi. Fale, and surroundinsr islets. In the Mozambique Channel. These islands are all remarkable for their fertility, anchorage, and excellent, position for the development of the French colonial power in those ktftndes.- So, ton Courier. . , From the Xenia Toroh Light, 13 tn , Heavy Bobbery at Cedarville $2,833 68 v . . in uoia stolen The heaviest robbery eyer . perpetrated in Greene county, was committed at Cedarville last week, some time between Tuesday and Sat. orday nights the precise time not being known. From Mr. J. C. Nisbett we have obtained the following particulars: Mr. Nisbett has 'been Township and Corpora tion Treasurer of Cedarville for a. number of years, aad since the new . sub-treasury law was passed, has kept the funds in and about bis store' room, which was but little 'used, as he was winding up business as a merchant. For some time he kept the specie deposited in the cellar, but not feeling secure removed it to the room above, and put it in a box which be plaeed ia a nail keg under the counter covered, with old papers Ac., ro one VuT Mrl'ltf. Delng aware of its whereabouts. On Tuesday he examined the money and found till safe. - Not having occasion to look at it again, several days : passed,- until oa Saturday evening, one of his children discovered that the door of a building attached to the back of his store was open. On examination, Mr. N. discovered that the back door of the storeroom had been bored through, a nook . that fastened raised, and the door opened. A further exami nation showed that the room had been thorough ly ransacked, and the township fund's, amoun ting to $2,336 68 in gold taken. The robbers also, in their search, t broke opea a desk, and took therefrom a small paper box, containing about $20 in silver and $15 in paper money, to gether with a pocket book in which were all of Mr. M.'s notes taken in settling up his mercan. tile business. The front door was found unlocked, the robbers having made their-exit that way. One or two persons hare ceen suspicion ed, but as yet no very definite clue has been found. . '-' . . ... v-; . ffrom the Leavenworth Times, October . v, Cold-Blooded Harder. ' We learn of one of the most cold-blooded murders haying ceen perpetrated in Johnson J Axmoty, on Monday last, that it has ever, been our duty to record. The particulars as given to us are theses Mr. Anderson, formerly keeper of a billiard Saloon on Abe corner of Delaware- and Main streets, in thisilty, ati'i Capn.Inyrei formeriy of. the Sur.saloon, had eome bu&iaess transactions some time ago, for, which Anderson claimed a balance due hint. Mclntyrt wrote to Anderson on Sunday last, Baying that if .hie would come io Mon'ttcello he would make.a jnal set tie ment Anderson thinking that Mcintyre intended paying him his demand. Iell here for that place on Monday . morning, .tust, before reaching Monticello he . was met by iiclntyre and a man by the name, of M81er,. wea .Miller shot Anderson with a shotvgua loaded with buek shot, the entire cliarge lodging In hia brea.W' Anderson Tell from his horse and attempted to escape by running, but stumbled and fell; when Mcintyre ran up to him and fired s charge of buck shot into his neck and shoulders, killing him instantly .The news reached us last night, when our efficient policeman, Frank Harrison, -'and some wenty others, immediately Started ta Jur suit of the murderers. . ''.-. -" ., ' ' " . 1 mm - n i -it m '. ' --' .-. , Trial of a TIftndsora Tourj TTiZovr tn ;v Cr-. 1 Iortli Carolina. The -North Carolina papers annouaceae ae qoittaat Raleigh, last week, of Martha- llor-' gan, a handsome young . widow,' aged about twenty-two years, charged with th"e murder of Alexander: Allen; : a- constable . W Jbhnsoa county.: A writer -'.jui'-'tlA.. rmlwXrprtu By' - i n ( m 2v:;'vv ' .i. . axlh'a Morgan, the prisoner, ; was Indigent,' but proverbially honest. Through her ovra exertions and the kindness ot few ceiKboraj she supported her little family. Sme mcf:Jjj .Jnc, Allen, the constihle, forcibly ectered Ir abode and levied on the ejects 6? ber ' iclntj to:ose hold, forthe t-urose of selling. :tle ca-'a,: ) vs rembastratedend itSp'ortZned lM-: t das'st. E.ear2les of her entteaUes, lepefsulel ia taking posscsszoa of h'er Garniture, and added'Ias&It to injury by hipiog upon her a Votley cf atuse. Being without a protector, .and feeling deeply aggrieved; in a moment of frenzy she seized a enot gun aacLt-iOt ter persecutor aom .hs arjr haTics'cQiae. int? Court rendered tVYerdlct of Not Guilty?' The result was received by an immense concourse of viaiiora by One tmirersal J OutbuxEt St aptanse."' ; ;? ... -y- J TrticVcf rrcauo Casa la TIiii.-; Jl casa cf. this kind came japio trial receatlf" ia England and- -excited 'Considerable interest the plaintiff Ulaa Ellen ITiles, the daughter of a fishmonger, Wn reputed ' to possess great per sonal attractions, vThe 'eQdaat was Captain Migan, it. P. for Westmeaih 'couiVy A-gTsit feature la the' case raa the number of VtteVs said toT have passed between the parties so numerous thai those addressed by the defendant to hia "dear Nelly, were printed for the use of her counsel, and they formed a quarto rolame of one hundred and! ninety -e'lghi closely printed pages. Tta damages were laid al 10,093. Long oelbre the hour for oomoencing business the eouTfwraa densely crowded, but the curious In Both matters' were' 'doomed & disappointment, for it soon appeared that a compromise had been effected, the defendant agreeing to pay the plaintiff 2,000 and rtstiT the plaintiff to return he defeadant't portrait, all his letters, Ad.y and release him from any future action, and the printed copies of defendant's letters to be destroyed in the presence of certain parties. . DUtressiii Death of a Yoxm Lady frca ; Poison. ; An occurrence of a painfull distressing nature transpired at the residence of Capt. Eountz, in ' Allegheny City, yesWrday. It appears that llisa Luella Kounta, Lia daBghter, young lady ia her seventeenth year, feeling unwell, went to J a medicine chest la the house with a view of pro curing some cream of tartar, which she fancied would afford her relief. - Through mistake, however, she took arsenic instead, aad wa!lowii!g it, her death followed in a few hours. The deeeas-, ed was an accomplished and beautiful young lad r, and had a large circle of friends, who are deeply distressed by the unfortunate occurrence Her father, it will be remembered, was one of our f most respected citizens, and for several years r, - '- -.!. - - - .- - commanded one of the packets in the celebrated Pittsburgh and CnciQnati Line He is now Captain of the City of liemphisiw . irhieh run in the New Orleans trade, and Was, of course, absent from home when the accident occurred FUUlmrgh Ckronid, Oct. 21s. Accident id & Louisiana Lady. The Nashville Patriot of the-ath Inst, says: . Mies DaYidson, of Louisiana who has been on a visit to her friends la Ilaury County, while On her way to the lair grounds, near Columbia last Thursday, met with an accident by which her person was horribly mutilated. As we learn, she was ridding in a buggy with a gentleman, and the' horse being frightened, broke the 'shafts of the vehicle. The gentleman got out, and taking the horse by the bridle, requested the la dy to get out also. She attempted to jump out behind, and in doing so her foot was caught between the body of the buggy and the springs.- At this juncture the horse took a fresh fright broke, loose from the gentleman, and ran away, Miss Davidson hanging and dragging for fL quarter of a .mile. The upper part of her bodyt her head and race were terribly torn ; and bruised. She was not dead on Saturday, but there was but the remotest hope of her recovery. .. . 9r.; Ifpartiitcnt. A Hi Harried Amiss by a Ilisdirec-' .t -; tion. A charmingly, proper note of invitation to. a ball was received; not lone since, Dy young Mon sieur Gaillard, handsome and agreeable bache lor of twenty-fivel With Baron d'A v the giver of the ball Be was not aware that he had the honor of acquaintance; but, supposing, as was frequently the case, that soma kind female friend had taken pains td procure the invitatk for him, he left his card, with his acceptance, at theBarons dOorVlJejbeit dsy according to eti quette; and, on the appointed evening, presented himself with the fashionable crowd., . ' : .Expecting that, in the course of his promen adei about the rooms, he should meet the friend to whose kindness he was . indebted, he, thought to bdgiu the evening properly by aaking:the daughter of his host -lo whom he had made his bow on entering, led np by the master of cermo-iuies for the fintuadrillev I" -. 4 . s ...... i y I Accepted as a partner, and chancing to dan ee and demean himself with peculiar elegance, he made unexpected progress ia acquaintance, and ventured a few dances eier-to. aslii: her hand , d nee more upon; the floor with Mademoiselle d'A--H and themusio changing veudJenlyto a waltz, he again was favored by Fortune; for, bis speciality was to give admirable support to hU partner in .that particular movement of the dance. She was borne around by him, as. if buoyediballoon-like, ia the air feeling and looking charm- ."Brieay that ball was the "b&U set in moUor" for Monsieur Oaillardj .tie called, of, course, to pay his respects a few days afterwards, and was graciously received. On the whoTly unexplained mystery of his beings tuvitedj bcth parttes; .delicately forbore to tarn tS e e noairy.r tt would ex? plain itself, each thor-LL ii dnttiEl, and mean lime, ha was an c-reeatle young , manj entirely eomnuHfimt ia dress, manner and couversallbn. -TliercpOal afss radjev---;-. -f , H tt was iIiishiri!j' accejted ''J-'-llon&ieur OaHlard etitel ha ' rcipectabili'Jes rf birthan t5onBecl!ori, t'ad that wasenoch-i-for the Carca ' tcIHd veil glte i3 ianutir a fr-tuna here cice Lr L::tLad rroaa Icrra. .- The day'cf e'IIIrcJ-iact rl facers c-tia round. . - . .--V. ..." ,: . - . ury tie vrajt-'I t' a T-:?, r ct aTl vr- sar- rar jed,-my ichtcx's c L'cr-sjcn til?; r articular ca '..-j .:?!r5 .t3-.t--ve 8. A very-cld t.'u-zl Is I wriiUa "t J inc.- rr - c: LdiLe- e-: Iff 'Ten'. :-r C.-1V. f;r the sake of sceisg bim, we Lad sent bid an ia-vitaiida to the same ball tt wiichv we bad the a iuitca pleasure of first' seeing you. A he did cot his arperanc9,1iad- tent- no reply Cr ex-ease, ws willingljr gave up so - ill-tred ev geritle-' man, tad you are, ia Lis ; proposed place! , But my daughter hasstl npnunaTy at least, carried oat her destiny. Cha is to be Hadime GaiZari, a snomentw The ncta of iavUatioa, intended for Ca ether Horuicsr CscCri, had been mistaken- L, Eut hewaa very.tsraful jiXo f xplain the feni -ma tn the ccrJLIIr Daroa till aher the cer emony, v.- .-- . . - - . :-..- ' : A rrenci leHa' a Htniire! Tears Ao. Madame de GenHs, la her memoirs, describes the training she underwent to tt her for Parisian society ia th last csjitatys-- - - t -c. I had two teeth pulled out; I had whalebone stays that pinched me terribly; my feet were imprisoned in tight shoes; with which ft was; impos sible for me to walkj I had three or four thousand curl papers oa my head; and I wore for the first time in my life a hoop. In order to get rid my .country attitudes, I had an iron collar put on my eeckj and as I squinted a little at times, I was obliged to put oa goggles . as soon as I awoke tit the) morning, and these t wore four hours, I was, moreover, not a Cttle surprised, when they talked of giving me a master to teach me wbat I thought I knew well enough already .to.wTilkV-; Beeidea all this, I was forbidden to run, to leap, or to ask quest! ons.n '. !. il i HI S" ' Tin t"X.Vab1n?X TrtV. " V bo much rpanin is comprised ia that umple expression, tie cLdfa&iomed vtothert - It Carrie our thoughts back to those vromen whose home ltflueoca ai" pttri ind eleVatini;; who taught their daughters to render themselves blea sings "to society, by their goodness, their diligence and their esefal knowledge. We think of the lofty heroism, the brave endurance, the thousand virtues they inculcated, and sigh at the contrast between the past and the present. How few modern mothers understand or perform their da-ty in training then;.childrerk:A smatterng of this, that and the other is considered quite sufficient education aad to, show o? to advantage is made the great business of life. No wonder there are so many desolate firesides, so many unhappy wires, so many drinking, gambling husbands. . - . -, - . v. . , dents of ougfjtv " - Take the daughter of a good mother. : Entertain no thoughts that blush in words. sot so mac to live long, as to lire well-. . -, -,v.:' Permit not thyself td think of what thon may'st not act. . ' .' ' : : e 5 Snght small injuries and hyll become www. i mim. --- . V . , . .' , Spit not against heaven) 'twill fall back in thy own face. . Let not &j viSl roar1, when thy power can bet whisper. . . , .... -Do thou but do thy best, and then thou may'st defy the devil to do bis worst. Thoa canst not spend thy time better than iu icvumg uyv ho apeaa. i Weil.. i If thon hast a lohenng- servant send him of thy errand ust before dinner. V'. , -If thou giveet thf self te be the companion of vice, it the end thoultjbe the slave of -it. . Lend money to an enemy and thou'lt gain him; lend to a friend, andjSouit lose him. - WitnhoU not th j , money, where . there is need, and waste itfOt where there is none.. Honor the good, that they may love thee; be civH to the bad, that they ' may pot hurt thee. v .!st tfott not be a fool in others' con eeit, be not wise. U thy own. " - Thirst after -deserV not reward itis is got a great way that is got thus far.. ' ' - -. ,t'. Jf thy friend hath been tree bo thee in money matters, thou may'st trust hini j others. ' Endeavor to have a comely grace ia bold-j ingthy peace, and a uvely force. ia epesking; , Work as though thoa wert to live e veri wor ship as if thou, wert to die presently. t- t i . -r-When tioa receivest a kindness, remember it; what,th6a restore st one; forget It. x - V; i : Purchase not friends by giftsl When thoa ceasest to. give, such will ceese.to love. - - , ; Let friendsh cree p jgea tly to an height; if itru8b to it, it may soon run itseir, out cf breath. If. thon wonlaest eoace&l .thy secret from thine enemy, reveal it no. is thy friend.; t , . i If thou wilti five cooftablyVUtdo'd.atone with his providence and. men. with their rights. - As we must aeoojnfoT sverv idle word, so mast we likewise for every iils sencel ' ' " If thou would eat live happily, neither trust to good fortune, nor sink encer bad , ,s - . If thca adoptest another's lie, thon showekt thoa wouidest wwegry nave Deea Us proPr father. ;;...,.. ,.5,,::,.u . sf- Learn to Uve well .araoc ijl men; ti to, bast attained that art, thoa knowctt nr aow 0 iira in ths world. - - " . - twtet'-it be thy: constant vbM0 there is no ev3 but hath someilij! ,,. 0f iE . '.'--! i - . . . unaer 14 oars - - .. -, -., . .... . - . T ttl u'1 c M Vlrta mu!a, tat is a great piece of'rA'-trj . to conli a mistake ana torsa an errcr. t; - 3 ; : Venture est tq tie tat"-Jfc7Bs cf even IairfcIiJtasart The Lmits of food an3 evQ ' Assist the evicted, if thoa well canst; for as for tears l-ry ars b -t drc-r;f Water what roc lean tr--?y cc? " '". ' " '-" - t- Dc:-;ks t:'.Vrj .lecac-s it reea we-k. tlls'Xy r'I l:cc:t L-i ,! :;t Kcr'a b'rt xAm tiii t-s C3.rj ani " -y a -at tca r a ia J, x. ssl, lor.:tlc-li Jetl. -t net L3 vslJi- were Alexaxisl ti I Gfisir, if tiosr wilt be more virtuocs.' . notwiUistaudln ti.? tsa-appEfanco cf tie one ori!na!!y illeoied fr er. " . .1 ! . ...Zj .-.. - s-. . --; ? The haj7v(aac8 saw Crai;hi the ystsryyin INUSZBEIt 3r vma :r3 UTrr?. ,.. . , As a man .was waikir-j ia ,t:s cren, be fiis covered two cloiiiss'torsss. .LTa took them into the stable, where be soon broke them. Us then puthe yolk of an e-j upon their necks, aUach-eitera to cart bjthe bonj cf fHeasl aad covered tnwn with a'sheet of 'ngltrii toprctect them from the files. Ee then leaped upon the cart, sat upon the seat of, government, took : the whip of a top in one band, and tbls rains of .sev eral kisgs in the ether, aad drjve oS, passing through the gate cf a buralp and over coffee grounds for three pHasY Vt in crossing the tract of a snail, he was run into by a train, of thought', andjdashed heels over head into a stream of eloquence, where the part was broken against the rock of a .cracfe; By ladastry and .frugality he soon gained the shore, where he made a boatot the bark of the prairie- wolf, whichtted with mast made of the north pol.snd two auction salesv lie then sailed t9wn the stream to its mouth, and landed upon a tongue of land; where he was seized by a Serious sensation and conveyed to a ceiwhere he was secured by a chain of lightning, fastened by a lhunderbolt., he jailor gave him his liberty fot a Christmas present, aad read hirn the report of a cannon. :' -.;'.;.; Eiarp Shooting'. - - At a recent election in thia State, a lad presented himself it the polls to claim the benefit of the elective franchise. I Feeling a deep interest in a favorite candidate the father, who was evidently opposed to the boy's preference, stood at the ballot-box and challenged his right to vote, on the ground of his not be-iagof age. The yoan man declared tl at be was twenty ne years eld that be knew "it, an J insisted upon bis right. " ' . : T.r' ,pe?irahi indignant, and wisin"" as the saying ia, to bluff him off," before tha judges said: - ; : :- fifow Bob, wi ybd stand op there and contradict me? . Dont t know how old you are?-Wasn't I therer V Bob looked his contempT for the old maa'a speech, as he hastily replied i underalioni spose yna was, wasa thar too?." - " .This settled the sire, and in went the seioa's vote. ." '. " " . A Goed Text, tut tot cf the tZZo.,; , A . tall son ofi Yej rnont recently called! epo a sign painter to have a Sunday echooV pcaceaaloa oanner pcuhted, and said: , -" . We're goin to, Jive a teariA .V'm.e wilk.ur Fourth o' Jaly Sunday school celebration and our folks wants a banner? ; . ' v-- ri0111! BOngh responded ! inter, yen,pnght o have one. 'What wib you Lave painted on it?, . ; . ' . . . - Wal, I d'n know, we ort to bev a text a Tcrip. ter painted on it for a motto, hadn't we? -.'Yes ) that's a very good idea ? wiat sball it be?-.-",..v...... -' - : t . .' Wal. I thought this would be abaci good as anyi Be sure you're right, then go ftniad." -. - - ... . f; MIS , . ' - , vSatixfactoryfc i ,-"; nallow, hoyl did yoa see a tabbcf- Trees tha road (here just now? .A rabbitj 4 , , .'Yesl,be uickl a rabbit?' - AWaa it a kinder gray varmint?' J A locgish creter, with a short taiir .Yesbe.quick,,or he'fl gaio ie burrowr Hsd it long legs behind and bigears? .'Yerijesl',; . ., - v : .'nd sorter jumps whenit. runsf-,'yesl I tfj you; jumps when if. runs! 'Well, Ihaiutseen sich,a creter abowtLere.' A Ojics;.t?CRsol3.tion. , viAn nnloved Deicoa ? his last tears was' Visited by a neor.twhr,iau3i. . . 'Well, Beacon; 1 boptCvoa feel resigned to go- . 'YWa,' said the Deacon,I I think M am resigned,': f , , ;.. , ; . - 'Well,' eaid,the"oJhec, I tho't U might be eoa soling to soajo krw thataU the nsi-hiirhood1 are resigned also,. . . - Mi Tia Calii: .Old Grubbs.gTow. -rart- afth. rn the f.?!' cr th'inkiheer: u. una a 04 fcf jj; as tired AndV Xrri i- lA.Ktfiu.e's -dgun" V rL tf3r 4ewiax. msiss tt si ikw ship.. sl'''Xi00. eraal rooms M Vj eamoth'ila fvht the rv no .52 Si., tor. "M (wi rw nistry. Ho longer ao than yee-.MM eight 'palrettom cats fiEging by theU U2a to the clothe line,1 1 '"..V - NoI bless his tearcome ta his inothV':' ""' ,im. - . , v - X.'ai. rather wild gentleman, to n acquaintance cf curs, my La bid a ne jftl'e l5:tsa2o, but MfbrtufiaUlj he 'died immediately afier hi birth.' ... - '- ' ' - . v;i doat wonder, sail cjr'r . aviii f":?-. Hbat wlea be came isto t; . world. f.si taw whali. LLla was, he lamely ctf a V. tYH cf bU ray outeit - -. - ftA csa i- I-t7c'ij i;::ai a cow a few csji since, a vl tt-y : ch ' wa fovvl a large la l-!!i;e cf hocks and brass' tin'?, a t? 'r is en v 1 t' r"?-l t3 lavs ewallowed t-s euk ciil. ZZ'Lc Lcra, tte esM ainqain dariev ta h c?nspscscn, Vnl too r'-'cd ca de railroai. 'Why, Jot T , Ikiie if c a .csrs, r?e dat mouf f ycrn y'U t!nk it " a depot and run rite ia re.Lniaa ria:;i!y tearing the word pres' ased to imply peruiC oca evcaia? in company exclaimed; 'iay, squeeze 13 dytoeici?. . mm rtin, iii ionx bpt jdot get oTr' ..trousers Siraige, my dear, what a tista tilt |